It Turns Out Being President of France Can't Save You From Getting Bitch-Slapped by Your 72 Year Old Wife in Front of the Entire World
Wild Conspiracy Theory of the Week: 3 European Leaders are Accused of Getting Busted With a Bag of Cocaine
6 Arrested In Plot To "Violently" Attack French President Emmanuel Macron (who you'll remember from getting handshake dominated by Trump)
French President Macron Feels So Bad About Screaming At A Kid A Few Weeks Ago That He Hired An 11-Year-Old To Paint His Official Portrait