Emmanuel Macron

It Turns Out Being President of France Can't Save You From Getting Bitch-Slapped by Your 72 Year Old Wife in Front of the Entire World

Jerry Thornton

5/27/25 3:30 PM

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Wild Conspiracy Theory of the Week: 3 European Leaders are Accused of Getting Busted With a Bag of Cocaine

Jerry Thornton

5/12/25 5:00 PM

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6 Arrested In Plot To "Violently" Attack French President Emmanuel Macron (who you'll remember from getting handshake dominated by Trump)

Riggs

11/6/18 5:34 PM

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French President Macron Feels So Bad About Screaming At A Kid A Few Weeks Ago That He Hired An 11-Year-Old To Paint His Official Portrait

Pat

7/9/18 8:45 PM

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The Daughter of France's First Lady is Cool with Having a Sex Scandal Teacher for a Mom

Jerry Thornton

6/19/18 8:45 PM

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Trump Welcomes the First Sex Scandal Teacher First Lady to the White House

Jerry Thornton

4/24/18 3:30 PM

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Bold AmericanFrench President Emmanuel Macron Just LOVES Holding Trump's Hand, According To Trump

Riggs

7/20/17 6:00 PM

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Berlusconi Calls France's Sex Scandal Teacher First Lady Macron's "Mom"

Jerry Thornton

5/17/17 1:30 PM

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Chris Pratt Apologized for Saying "Listen" Because I Guess it's a Trigger Word for the Deaf Now

Jerry Thornton

5/8/17 5:17 PM

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How a Sex Scandal Teacher Became the First Lady of France

Jerry Thornton

5/8/17 3:35 PM

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Finally, the World is About to Get the Sex Scandal Teacher First Lady We Deserve

Jerry Thornton

4/25/17 5:35 PM

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