Highlighting: Masturbation For Your Face
This is my favorite of these.
On today’s episode of Bad Makeup, we’re highlighting. I’ll be honest: these videos aren’t for everyone. But I sure have fun making them. It’s like that old Hollywood actor saying: 1 for them, 1 for me (except it’s more like 1 for them, 10 for me). Also, ever since I started posting them, my Instagram following went from 16% female to 17% female. That may not sound like a lot, but 1% of my following is 770 people. That’s 770 more women that might feel more comfortable in their own skin thanks to my makeup tips. Ladies, you’re welcome.
And as always, I’d love you forever if you subscribe to my YouTube channel, Francis Goes Dark. Thanks!!!!
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