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I don’t have much else to say except that I came away very attracted to ranch girl.</p><p>By my estimation, she consumed well over 1000 calories of ranch. I’d assume that cup is one full bottle of ranch, which is over 3000 calories. That’s impressive to me and I don’t even like ranch. Probably because I have lactose intolerance tendencies.</p><p>I, also, appreciate that ranch girl is owning this. If you head over to her Instagram profile, she has put it in her bio:</p><p><a href="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1364812" src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt="Screen Shot 2019-07-17 at 12.34.11 PM" width="1100" height="408" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:2.696078431372549;width:100%"></a></p><p>Keep on, keeping on, Abby.</p><p><a href="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="Jul-17-2019 12-38-08" title="undefined"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video></a></p></body></html>

<p>The video above is, frankly, beyond impressive. I don’t have much else to say except that I came away very attracted to ranch girl.</p><p>By my estimation, she consumed well over 1000 calories of ranch. I’d assume that cup is one full bottle of ranch, which is over 3000 calories. That’s impressive to me and I don’t even like ranch. Probably because I have lactose intolerance tendencies.</p><p>I, also, appreciate that ranch girl is owning this. If you head over to her Instagram profile, she has put it in her bio:</p><p><a href="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1364812" src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt="Screen Shot 2019-07-17 at 12.34.11 PM" width="1100" height="408" srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Screen-Shot-2019-07-17-at-12.34.11-PM.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 776px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:2.696078431372549;width:100%"></a></p><p>Keep on, keeping on, Abby.</p><p><a href="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt="Jul-17-2019 12-38-08" title="undefined"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/07/17/Jul-17-2019-12-38-08.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video></a></p>

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