This Hardo Running On 10 Treadmills At Once Is The New Biggest Asshole At The Gym

We get it dude, you work out. You just ran on 10 treadmills at once, then walked on the air while laying down, did a bench press and jumped really far after. Congrats. You did it, you’ve overtaken “guy who screams really loud during every rep on the bench press” as the biggest asshole at the gym. This could very well be the most unnecessary video ever made.

If I try doing this I snap my ankle in half almost immediately. I have Steph Curry ankles. Like Pre-2014 Steph Curry ankles when he couldn’t stay on the court. My ankle literally clicks when I walk because it’s so fucked up. It’s a disgusting sound to hear once I tell you to listen for it. I’ve likely needed surgery for years and just don’t do anything about it.

While we’re here, I also have a mini fear of treadmills. I once went to a family friend’s MDW party on Long Island when I was a kid. The whole day was awesome filled with cheeseburgers, ping pong, basketball, pool, it was a kid’s dream. Then things died down at night. There was a treadmill running in the basement and me being a dumb curious idiot put my fingers on the track to see what it felt like. I had never seen a treadmill before. The treadmill zipped my fingers into the underneath part and I almost long my hand. Top 5 worst things to ever happen to me. Why I did it I could never tell you. It’s a memory that never escapes me. When I see a treadmill my mind immediately goes to that moment. It’s horrifying. I don’t go to the gym regularly, but when I go I avoid treadmills. No thanks and fuck this guy in the video.

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