A Back and Forth Dozen Slugfest Goes Down To The Wire With No Help From Smitty

This barn burner of a match goes down to the wire with both teams having playoff seeding implications on the line, and team Generation XYZ (Large, Jake Marsh, Me) on the bubble fighting for our playoff lives. Going up against Uptown Balls (Smitty, Smokes, Balls) What could go wrong? Uptown Balls is a team of stooges that could easily win every match if Smitty & Co didn't find a way to argue themselves out of the correct answer all of the time. It's like playing the New York Jets, you need to take the Jets somewhat seriously (they beat the Bengals & Titans last year) ,but at the end of the game the outcome is death by 1,000 self inflicted wounds (4-13).

The last time Uptown Balls and Gen XYZ got together, Jake almost ripped a man's face off ... 

*1 POINT SPOILER BELOW* DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE ONE ANSWER SPOILED*

* DO NOT SCROLL DOWN UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE ONE ANSWER SPOILED*

If you do NOT want 1 P SPOILED, why are you still scrolling ??????!!!!!!!

We fucked up on movie posters last night, and by we I mean me. I had it. Name these movie posters. Magnolia is a critically acclaimed film with the studded cast of Tom Cruise, Julianne Moore, William H. Macy, John C. Reilly, and the late Phillip Seymour Hoffman. A significant movie to anyone who knows film. 

The problem is I don't know film, or have THREE HOURS to watch an artsy Paul Thomas Anderson movie I won't understand. SO, I have never watched or committed to memory the movie Magnolia. Which is how I confused Magnolia (1999) with Steel Magnolias (1989). Never seen either, I only know the titles. Both are intertwining tales of people dealing with loss, life, blah blah blah … only Steel Magnolia's stars Dolly Parton, Sally Fields, some old bats, and a young Julia Roberts. Frank The Tank told me the movie was good so I'm taking his word for it and now I never need to watch the movie. It is impossible to right my wrongs and redeem my STUPIDITY to Generation XYZ, but if we make the playoffs I'm going to trivia my dick off for the team.

The Dozen Trivia League

25 videos

1
Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. Kirk & Team Minihane | Match 43, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. Kirk & Team Minihane | Match 43, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Leagu...

2
Frank & the Frankettes vs. Macrodosing | Match 42, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Frank & the Frankettes vs. Macrodosing | Match 42, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

3
Booze Ponies vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 41, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Booze Ponies vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 41, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

4
Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Uptown Balls | Match 40, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Uptown Balls | Match 40, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

5
Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. The Ryders | Match 39, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & The Experts vs. The Ryders | Match 39, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Le...

6
Big Cat, Rone, & The Yak vs. Charity Case | Match 38, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Big Cat, Rone, & The Yak vs. Charity Case | Match 38, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

7
Team Minihane vs. Gen XYZ | Match 37, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Team Minihane vs. Gen XYZ | Match 37, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

8
Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. Ice Dogs | Match 36, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. Ice Dogs | Match 36, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

9
Chicago vs. Gen XYZ | Match 35, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Chicago vs. Gen XYZ | Match 35, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

10
Macrodosing vs. Mark Titus & Mostly Trivia | Match 34, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Macrodosing vs. Mark Titus & Mostly Trivia | Match 34, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

11
Kirk & Minihane vs. Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts | Match 33, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Kirk & Minihane vs. Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts | Match 33, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia L...

12
Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Chicago | Match 32, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Chicago | Match 32, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

13
Uptown Balls vs. The Ryders | Match 31, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Uptown Balls vs. The Ryders | Match 31, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

14
Frank & the Frankettes vs. Chicago | Match 30, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Frank & the Frankettes vs. Chicago | Match 30, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

15
Gruden & Grinders vs. Yandle & Ice Dogs | Match 29, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Gruden & Grinders vs. Yandle & Ice Dogs | Match 29, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

16
Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Charity Case | Match 28, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Charity Case | Match 28, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Leag...

17
Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. The Ryders | Match 27, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. The Ryders | Match 27, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

18
Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

19
Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Le...

20
Booze Ponies vs. Minihane for #1 | Match 24, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Booze Ponies vs. Minihane for #1 | Match 24, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

21
Macrodosing vs. Gen XYZ | Match 23, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Macrodosing vs. Gen XYZ | Match 23, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

22
Frankettes vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 06, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Frankettes vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 06, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

23
Team Minihane vs. The Ryders | Match 05, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Team Minihane vs. The Ryders | Match 05, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

24
Chicago vs. Uptown Balls | Match 04, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

Chicago vs. Uptown Balls | Match 04, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League

25
Can You Complete This NBA Grid? | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 3

Can You Complete This NBA Grid? | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 3