Smitty vs MRags: Episode 2 Tournament Recap
The Lowering The Bar Tournament road to the finals is shaping up, and after the first two match-ups between PFT/Billy Football & Smitty/Mrags the first semi-final match is set. BUT, there is still a lot of tourney left halfway through Round 1 with a Mean Girl vs Mean Girl match-up (Alex vs Jordyn 6/13 release) and Blue Wine's Revenge (Keegs vs Tommy Smokes 6/15 release.)
EPISODE 2: SMITTY VS MRAGS
Smitty vs MRags lived up to the hype you would expect from the Romper Room Rivalry and then some. When designing challenges we knew a paintball gun would be involved with the squid game cookie challenge, so we put it in Smitty's episode to make a perfect full circle Barstool moment. We hoped it would be Smitty getting shot, but in a weird way, Smitty being the shooter was an even better outcome.
In fact the tension in the room when Smitty took the safety off the gun and started walking towards MRags was a highlight of this episode. These two have legitimate beef, so everyone on set had a puckered butthole waiting to see if Smitty would go full hardo-mode and point blank assassinate MRags. Luckily, General Smitty is a man of honor and we didn't have a Rust situation on our hands.
Smitty is a great competitor, but unfortunately the board was not too kind to The General. A stop watch challenge and MRags Labatt Free Space ended up being the deciding factors in this match-up. The stopwatch challenge was meant to be a ridiculous challenge, and I won't knock Smitty for not remembering PEMDAS when solving for X, because there are few things in this world more intimidating than doing math problems in front of people (not to mention on a game show.)
Math - FAILED $100
Stopwatch - FAILED $100
Haircut - COMPLETED $300
Bull Testicle - PASSED $200
As the newcomer to Barstool Gametime, MRags had something to prove against Smitty, and he did just that. While taking advantage of what the board dealt him, MRags stayed calm, cool, and collected the entire round. Even when the firing squad executioner attempted to take him out with a paintball from point blank, MRags didn't break a sweat.
Yogurt Soda - COMPLETED $100
Labatt Free Space - COMPLETED $200
Chest Wax - COMPLETED $200
Squid Game Cookie - FAILED $300
Century Egg - FAILED $300
The COD expert, MRags, moves onto the next round where he will face tournament favorite Billy Football in the semi-finals. After two episodes half the bracket has been completed, while the other half will be decided this week Monday 6/13 & Wednesday 6/15.
Lowering The Bar
25 videos
Grown Ass 30 Year Old Adults Don't Know How To Wrap Gifts
2Barstool Drinks Cow Tongue Gravy With A Twist
3It's Time To Play A Game - Lowering The Bar: Saw-lloween Edition
4Barstool Finger Fucks John Rich's Face
5Nicky Clicky Tells All About The Move To Chicago
6Barstool Gags On Pig Knuckle Sandwiches
7From The Lowering The Bar Vault: Joint Rolling
8Drake Poem Or Barstool Employee Twitter Draft?
9Barstool Created The Internet's Most Difficult Sour Challenge Years Ago
10The World's Most Sour Candy Challenge
11The Wonton Don Sweats His Dick Off Thanks To The Carolina Reaper Pepper
12Tommy Smokes Struggles With The Telling Truth And Eating A "1,000 Year Egg"
13Lowering The Bar's Annual Hot Dog Eating Competition
14Feits Talks Reddit Burners, His Personal Finances, And Ranking Barstool Talent
15Answer Personal Questions, Or Eat Disgusting Food
16Trying Hallucinogenic "Mad Honey" From Nepal
17Oreo Roulette is Barstool's Most Dangerous Game
18Barstool Stuffs Their Cheeks With Peeps
19Egg Soda Is Not A Refreshing Beverage
20New Office Rivalry: Rich People vs Poor People
21Kegs and 100 Year Eggs For St. Patrick's Day
22Barstool Eats A Bag Of Dick Chips
23Deciding The Best Arm Wrestler In The Barstool Office
24The Barstool Bar Continues To Be A Horrible Spot To Take A Date
25Barstool Does Methylene And Risks Permanently Dying Their Brain's Blue