Easily The Biggest Inconvenience In The Barstool Office
Taking a piss 25 times in twelve hours is a relief schedule that would make Ol' Faithful herself blush, so what is Dr. Berry Shepherd even doing when he is scoping Tommy's brown little button hole? Simply enjoying the view? Tommy Smokes may be a reality show expert, but his real life is in shambles. Forced to dehydrate himself to a withered husk only to knock himself down to a mild inconvenience to the driver with 6 stops on a small road trip. I could easily do twelve hours with two stops (who couldn't), but those diversions from the trip would be more to explore what treasures lie within the small town gas stations along the trip. A dream catcher t-shirt and a 9'' hunting blade? Throw them in my cart.
This comment about Tommy Smokes made me laugh. The older I get, the more I could see a preoccupied parent accidentally leaving their kid somewhere, but Smokes is a kid whose abandonment would be 100% intentional. Stopping a million times would make me feel like I'm making ZERO PROGRESS on a road trip, and that feels like a good enough reason to live my shitty kid at a gas station during our family Spring Break. Go live in the circus with the other freaks and become The Boy with the Tiny Pea sized Bladder.
Lowering The Bar
25 videos
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2Barstool Drinks Cow Tongue Gravy With A Twist
3It's Time To Play A Game - Lowering The Bar: Saw-lloween Edition
4Barstool Finger Fucks John Rich's Face
5Nicky Clicky Tells All About The Move To Chicago
6Barstool Gags On Pig Knuckle Sandwiches
7From The Lowering The Bar Vault: Joint Rolling
8Drake Poem Or Barstool Employee Twitter Draft?
9Barstool Created The Internet's Most Difficult Sour Challenge Years Ago
10The World's Most Sour Candy Challenge
11The Wonton Don Sweats His Dick Off Thanks To The Carolina Reaper Pepper
12Tommy Smokes Struggles With The Telling Truth And Eating A "1,000 Year Egg"
13Lowering The Bar's Annual Hot Dog Eating Competition
14Feits Talks Reddit Burners, His Personal Finances, And Ranking Barstool Talent
15Answer Personal Questions, Or Eat Disgusting Food
16Trying Hallucinogenic "Mad Honey" From Nepal
17Oreo Roulette is Barstool's Most Dangerous Game
18Barstool Stuffs Their Cheeks With Peeps
19Egg Soda Is Not A Refreshing Beverage
20New Office Rivalry: Rich People vs Poor People
21Kegs and 100 Year Eggs For St. Patrick's Day
22Barstool Eats A Bag Of Dick Chips
23Deciding The Best Arm Wrestler In The Barstool Office
24The Barstool Bar Continues To Be A Horrible Spot To Take A Date
25Barstool Does Methylene And Risks Permanently Dying Their Brain's Blue