Easily The Biggest Inconvenience In The Barstool Office
Taking a piss 25 times in twelve hours is a relief schedule that would make Ol' Faithful herself blush, so what is Dr. Berry Shepherd even doing when he is scoping Tommy's brown little button hole? Simply enjoying the view? Tommy Smokes may be a reality show expert, but his real life is in shambles. Forced to dehydrate himself to a withered husk only to knock himself down to a mild inconvenience to the driver with 6 stops on a small road trip. I could easily do twelve hours with two stops (who couldn't), but those diversions from the trip would be more to explore what treasures lie within the small town gas stations along the trip. A dream catcher t-shirt and a 9'' hunting blade? Throw them in my cart.
This comment about Tommy Smokes made me laugh. The older I get, the more I could see a preoccupied parent accidentally leaving their kid somewhere, but Smokes is a kid whose abandonment would be 100% intentional. Stopping a million times would make me feel like I'm making ZERO PROGRESS on a road trip, and that feels like a good enough reason to live my shitty kid at a gas station during our family Spring Break. Go live in the circus with the other freaks and become The Boy with the Tiny Pea sized Bladder.
Lowering The Bar
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Barstool Drinks Cow Tongue Gravy With A Twist
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It's Time To Play A Game - Lowering The Bar: Saw-lloween Edition
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Barstool Finger Fucks John Rich's Face
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Nicky Clicky Tells All About The Move To Chicago
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Barstool Gags On Pig Knuckle Sandwiches
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From The Lowering The Bar Vault: Joint Rolling
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Drake Poem Or Barstool Employee Twitter Draft?
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The World's Most Sour Candy Challenge
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The Wonton Don Sweats His Dick Off Thanks To The Carolina Reaper Pepper
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Tommy Smokes Struggles With The Telling Truth And Eating A "1,000 Year Egg"
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Lowering The Bar's Annual Hot Dog Eating Competition
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Feits Talks Reddit Burners, His Personal Finances, And Ranking Barstool Talent
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Answer Personal Questions, Or Eat Disgusting Food
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Trying Hallucinogenic "Mad Honey" From Nepal
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Oreo Roulette is Barstool's Most Dangerous Game
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Barstool Stuffs Their Cheeks With Peeps
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Egg Soda Is Not A Refreshing Beverage
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New Office Rivalry: Rich People vs Poor People
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Kegs and 100 Year Eggs For St. Patrick's Day
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Barstool Eats A Bag Of Dick Chips
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Deciding The Best Arm Wrestler In The Barstool Office
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The Barstool Bar Continues To Be A Horrible Spot To Take A Date
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Barstool Does Methylene And Risks Permanently Dying Their Brain's Blue