True Life: I Have Peg Legs
On today's Yak, I brought up a new way to piss for people. I've been doing it for a bit, but would like to see this craze really blow up in 2023.
Our incredible staff found a picture of me from about 20 years ago at a beach. I came across this picture around Christmas time this past year and was very proud of my muscular titties. But when you enlarge the picture to see the full photo, a disturbing image appears.
Peg legs. Chicken legs, Twigs. All of those and many more could accurately describe my stems in this picture. In high school and even now, i don't really work out my legs. Glamour muscles only baby! So unfortunately, some pictures like this may surface. It's a harsh reality I've been dealing with, my I can also say that they only look that thin because my chest is so chiseled, so that's my official reasoning.
Those legs also didn't stop me from running a 4.40 40-yard dash (in 2008) and being an elite, lockdown defender (present day).
But I will admit this is a hilarious visual.
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