No One Has Had A Worse Time On The Dozen Than PFT The Other Night
First and foremost, FUCK The Experts. There isn't a trivia team I hate going up against more than these rat bastards. I love them all separately, but together, they are the New England Patriots (the TB12 version) of The Dozen. You have to play a perfect match, and if you make a mistake, they are absolutely going to bash in your smooth inferior brains. Fran is unbeatable with celebrity mash-up, and Brandon Walker / PFT dominate NFL / College Football. Team Gen XYZ put up an admirable showing, but in the end The Experts were too much. Even though they came away with the win, PFT was talking L's left and right.
After an all-time performance on College GameDay at his alma matter, instead of being recognized as a co-host for the #1 sports podcast on the planet, he was recognized as Fran's trivia teammate. Better than going to events and people thinking you're Large's son? At least we are all out here getting recognition? This is Fran's league, forget Brandon Walker.
In the bonus round, PFT went up against the buzzsaw that is Michael "Large" McCarthy. Large is Gen XYZ's Lebron James, carrying the team to victory on his back. Meanwhile Jake and I put up some points here and there like Anderson Varejão and Delante West, respectfully. This comparison works because I also am attempting to have sex with Large's Mom, respectfully. The bad thing about using this comparison is that this version of the Cavs never wins a championship together, and I see this team one day lifting the Jeff D. Lowe commissioner's trophy over our heads at the championship live show.
I missed my unmissable John Mayer niche for the first time in 4 seasons. Letting my team down was devastating, especially on a question where if wouldn't have rushed to a conclusion I could have gotten the question right. But as we saw in the 1 v 1 trivia with me vs Cheah, I rush sometimes. Been doing it on tests since 2nd grade. I'll never learn. The only good part about choking with the pressure on was I got to fire off a good ricochet shot at PFT, who was fresh off his GameDay miss. I'm not sure if moral victories in trivia are a thing, but this was a fun match that got the fellas on XYZ going.
The Dozen Trivia League
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Chicago vs. Gen XYZ | Match 35, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Macrodosing vs. Mark Titus & Mostly Trivia | Match 34, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Kirk & Minihane vs. Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts | Match 33, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia L...
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Jon Gruden & Grinders vs. Chicago | Match 32, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Uptown Balls vs. The Ryders | Match 31, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Frank & the Frankettes vs. Chicago | Match 30, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Gruden & Grinders vs. Yandle & Ice Dogs | Match 29, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Charity Case | Match 28, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Leag...
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Dave Portnoy & Ziti vs. The Ryders | Match 27, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Big Cat & Yak vs. Compton & Booze Ponies | Match 26, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Fran, Brandon, PFT & Experts vs. Titus & Mostly | Match 25, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia Le...
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Booze Ponies vs. Minihane for #1 | Match 24, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Macrodosing vs. Gen XYZ | Match 23, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Frankettes vs. Mostly Trivia | Match 06, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Team Minihane vs. The Ryders | Match 05, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Chicago vs. Uptown Balls | Match 04, Season 5 - The Dozen Trivia League
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Can You Complete This NBA Grid? | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 3
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Finding The Top Sports Trivia Mind | The Geniuses: Sports Edition - Episode 2 (ft. Brandon...
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We Are Searching For The World's Best Sports Trivia Mind!
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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Championship Match - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV
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Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. Fran & 5-The Experts | Final 4, Match 2 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament...
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7-Booze Ponies vs. 6-Uptown Balls | Final 4, Match 1 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV
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Dave Portnoy & 1-Ziti vs. 9-Smockin | Rd 2, Match 8 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV
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4-Team Minihane vs. 5-The Experts | Rd 2, Match 7 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV
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2-The Yak vs. 7-Booze Ponies | Rd 2, Match 6 - The Dozen Trivia Tournament IV