Duck Tales Episode II: The Beijing CUCKS
The Beijing Ducks should have just been happy with their W over the Sharks and called it a day. I mean they were lucky to even be leaving the Shark Tank in one piece. But no…they had to complain to the CBA and get my guys fined. Well folks, it’s moves like that that get you and your entire fanbase CUCKED. Hope you learned your lesson. See ya next season.
And if you want a little more backstory on why the Sharks got fined in the first place, please see below:
“Beijing was leading 103-102 and asked for a timeout with 11.3 seconds left on clock in the fourth quarter. During the timeout, some away fans cheered for their star player, Stephon Marbury, shouting “Marbury MVP”.
To which the Sharks’ courtside MC James Lawman reacted, saying through the microphone: “I heard some Beijing fans shouting MVP several times. A team ranking 8th will not have an MVP.”
Also, the visiting team was abused by fans several times during the match. The security staff did not fulfill their duty and caused a negative impression.
Lawman was given a warning. The club was fined 50,000 yuan for his comments, and another 20,000 for its fans improper conduct.”
The pussification of China begins…
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