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<p>I’ll be honest, when I first heard about this video I wasn’t sure about it. The story he’d told about the post office on the radio was so good I didn’t think the video could live up to the hype.</p><p>Boy was I wrong. The location of his box? The vicious arthritis in the right hand and he’s right-handed? The no cartilage in the knee? Box too low to see? They taped over his window? “0 for 2″ … then goes 0 for 3? The other guy waltzing in and grabbing his mail in less than a second? You just can’t make this shit up.</p><p>Cousin Mike is a treasure.</p>

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