"I Think This Might Be The Most Craziest Offseason Ever" - Shams Must Know Something If He's Already Laying The Groundwork For Some All Time Chaos Later This Summer
All The Crying About Teams That "Foul Up 3" While Demanding The NBA Change The Rules To Prevent It Is Extremely Embarrassing
After A 42 Point Ass Whooping, It Will Now Take Something Never Done Before In NBA History For The Thunder To Win The Title
Sam Cassell Talking About Jayson Tatum's Recovery Is The Exact Type Of Copium That Every Celtics Fan Needs
Shoutout To The Internet For Turning Pacers/Knicks Game 1 Into A Perfect Episode Of Curb Your Enthusiasm
SGA Buying All Of His Teammates Rolexes As A Thank You For Winning MVP Is A Great Sign For The Thunder's Title Chances
Shams Completely Cucked TNT By Leaking That Shai Gilgeous-Alexander Has Won The NBA's MVP Award Hours Before The Official Announcement
"He Showed Why He's The MVP" - Former Nuggets Coach Michael Malone Went On TV Praising SGA's Game 1 Performance And Took A Clean Shot At Nikola Jokic
Welcome To The New Era In The NBA: For The Second Straight Season, We're About To See A Star Player Become A First Time Champion No Matter Who Wins
“You Want To Play Where It’s Cold Or Where It’s Hot?" - According To Shaq, David Stern Apparently Asked Him Where He Wanted To Play Ahead Of The 1992 Lottery
"The Next Couple Of Days Is Gonna Be A Lot Of Beer Probably" - Nikola Jokic Gave The Perfect Answer To How He Plans To Spend His Offseason
The Thunder Survive Game 7 By Kicking The Absolute Shit Out Of The Nuggets To Punch Their Ticket To The Western Conference Finals
Welcome To Cancun: The Unfortunate Truth Is That The Boston Celtics Were Completely Outplayed In Their Series Against The Knicks
Steph Curry And The Warriors Had An All Time Reaction The Moment They Learned About The Luka Doncic Trade
"Our Whole Mindset Is To Try And Play For Him. He Is What Being A Celtic Is All About" - Hearing Al Horford Talk About The Celtics Mindset For Game 6 Will Have You Ready To Run Through A Goddamn Wall
Jason Kidd Apparently Didn't Even Watch The Lottery Because He Was Convinced The Mavs Were Going To Continue To Be Smited By Basketball Gods
The Timberwolves Making The Conference Finals In Back-To-Back Years For The First Time Ever Is Living Proof That In The NBA, Anything Is Possible
NOT DEAD YET: The Celtics Respond Like The Champions They Are By Blowing Out The Knicks To Keep Their Season Alive
Jayson Tatum Appears To Be In Good Spirits But Seeing Him In His Hospital Bed Following Achilles Surgery Is Absolutely Soul Crushing
