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Francis

Stand-up comedian. Barstool Idol Season 1 winner. Former Harvard lax player.

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What's Worse: Pat Bev's WNBA Take Or The Time He Shut Out A Reporter Because She Didn't Subscribe To His Podcast?

What's Worse: Pat Bev's WNBA Take Or The Time He Shut Out A Reporter Because She Didn't Subscribe To His Podcast?

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10/17/25 4:45 PM

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What's Worse: Pat Bev's Recent Podcast Numbers Or The Whimpering End Of His Basketball Career?

What's Worse: Pat Bev's Recent Podcast Numbers Or The Whimpering End Of His Basketball Career?

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10/16/25 4:00 PM

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Big News: I'm Part Of The Internet Invitational! UPDATE: I'll Go Fuck Myself!

Big News: I'm Part Of The Internet Invitational! UPDATE: I'll Go Fuck Myself!

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5/13/25 7:00 PM

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Best Of 2024 - The Subtle, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Best Of 2024 - The Subtle, Maddening Art Of Texting With Dave Portnoy

Francis

12/26/24 3:00 PM

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Best Of 2024 - The Top 10 Golf Courses I've Played That Make Other People Jealous They Haven't Played Them

Best Of 2024 - The Top 10 Golf Courses I've Played That Make Other People Jealous They Haven't Played Them

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12/23/24 9:00 PM

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Reflections On My Confusing Exit From Surviving Barstool

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12/19/24 5:50 PM

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The Meatheads Have Spoken, And Apparently I Did Not Sustain A Concussion

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12/13/24 6:30 PM

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Here's Why I Told Big Cat And Dave I Had An Immunity Idol

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12/12/24 3:30 PM

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Francis EllisThis Cooking Move From Dana Might Be The Single Most Revolting, Preposterous Thing I've Ever Seen In A Kitchen

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12/10/24 7:30 PM

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Lower Back Pain, An Ivy League Degree, And A Very Good Body Are No Excuse To Go Around Murdering Healthcare CEOs

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12/10/24 4:00 PM

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How In The Absolute Fuck Am I Still The Crazy Guy Around Here

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12/4/24 9:45 PM

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Dana LearnsDana Learns To Pass Rush Against NFL Great Justin Pugh

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12/3/24 5:00 PM

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This NYC Subway Fight Is The Perfect Portrait Of How Bad Things Have Become In New York

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11/26/24 3:47 PM

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Whole Foods And The Legend Of Bagger Bitch

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11/25/24 5:30 PM

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The Craziest Things I Learned From The Gigantic Biography Of Elon Musk

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11/21/24 8:00 PM

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Dana Pitches Stocks To Dave At His Miami Mansion

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11/20/24 5:30 PM

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Dana White Left An INSANE Tip At John's Of Bleecker Pizza On Saturday

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11/18/24 5:45 PM

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Do You Feel That? It's The Tide Turning Against Bryson Dechambeau, Who Is About To Have Everyone Hating Him Again

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11/14/24 8:30 PM

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Malcolm Gladwell Taking Shots At Harvard Athletes Has Me At My Tipping Point

Francis

11/14/24 5:00 PM

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Augusta National Adds Four New Members This Year, And They Are A STAR-STUDDED Bunch

Francis

11/12/24 6:45 PM

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A Short List Of Things Zach Bryan Could Do To Me For $12 Million

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11/8/24 5:00 PM

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The Privilege Of Swimming In Dave Portnoy's Pool

Francis

11/7/24 5:00 PM

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Starbucks Is In Big Trouble, Losing Customers At A Terrifying Pace, And I Know Exactly Why

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11/1/24 5:15 PM

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Francis Tutors Dana BeersDana Beers Learns How To Tell A Standup Joke, Featuring Hannah Berner

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10/22/24 3:30 PM

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Prince Harry And Meghan Markle Bought A Nice Home In Portugal And The Portugese Are Whining Like The Pathetic Poors They Are

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10/21/24 3:40 PM

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