France Isn't Horny Enough, So One Mayor Is Giving Out Free Viagra

(New York Post)–A French mayor is trying to get a rise out of young couples and get them to move to his small village and start families — offering them free Viagra if they do, according to local reports.

Jean Debouzy, mayor of Montereau, a village of just 650 people south of Paris, issued an official decree saying he was “favorable to the distribution of small blue pills,”  according to Le Parisien.

Debouzy said he would offer the pills, typically prescribed for erectile dysfunction, to strangers in the hopes they move to his town, as well as couples already there, hoping to spark a baby boom that would save his schools, according to The Local.

“The pills will be distributed to couples between the ages of 18 and 40 in order to give them the chance of conception and thus preserve the schools of the two villages,” the decree reportedly stated.

It also said that the village council would consider one-off payments to couples who went ahead and had a baby.

Picture this…you’re south of Paris on a beautiful spring day. The sun is shining, you’re drinking a delightful sauvignon blanc vintage, you’ve got a plate full of delicious breads and cheeses. The breeze suddenly picks up from the west and now the air smells of lilac blossoms. You look over at your girl and the last thing you want to do is fuck. Netflix, HBO ondemand, food, anything else. Well that apparently is a real problem for the town of Montereau. Nobody wants to get down so the Mayor is stepping in to help people get horny. Vive Les Bleus, indeed. Schools are going to close due to lack of children and the plan to fix that is to just get everyone in the city walking around with boners. The more horny dudes walking around with boners, the more kids you’re going to get. Feels like a natural progression. You combine all the stuff I laid out to start the blog with free viagra and all of a sudden Montereau, France is going to be a procreation destination.  Or…guys will just be going to pornhub.fr which is probably what they’re doing over there now. Birthrates are down almost world wide, but I doubt ejaculation is down. Viagra can’t fix that problem. Try shutting off the internet for 72 hours at a time. That’s how you get the birthrate up.