I Feel Better About Caleb Williams Than Ever After He Supposedly Tried To Force His Way Out Of Chicago Before The Draft
Plot Twist: The Small Baggies of White Powder in a Chicago Police Recruit's Pants Were Not Actually Filled With Anything Illegal, After All
The Bulls Missed Out On Winning The NBA Lottery And Cooper Flagg Because They Lost A Coin Toss To Dallas
The New Pope's Brother Was Forced To Address Claims That The Pope Is A Cubs Fan And Informed The World That Pope Leo Is Actually A White Sox Fan (BONUS - The Chicago Pope Memes Are Out Of Control)
Destiny: The New Pope Is An American From Chicago, Who Went To Villanova And Has Everyone Thinking It's The Knicks Year
When You Think You're Having A Bad Day, Remind Yourself It Could Always Be Worse. You Could Be This Poor Chicago Resident Who Had Squatters Move Into His House, Refuse To Leave And The City Won't Remove, So They Are Now Forced To Live With Them
What About Airplanes Makes People Lose Their Fucking Minds? – Woman on Southwest Airlines Flight Stripped Down Naked & Took a Shit on Her Seat in The Middle of The Flight
'These Aren't My Pants,' Said the Chicago Police Recruit Arrested After Being Found With 8 Grams of Crack in His Pants
