Fuck Canada: The Air Quality In Chicago This Weekend Will Be "The Worst In The Entire World" Thanks To Canadian Wildfires

Chicago Sun Times - Chicago officially had the worst air quality in the world for a few hours Thursday.

As a haze of Canadian wildfire smoke blanketed the metro area, no other major city in the world had air pollution worse than Chicago midday Thursday, according a world ranking by IQ Air, a Swiss air-technology company.

“The air quality is officially dangerous in Chicago,” says Brian Urbaszewski, director of environmental health programs at the Chicago-based Respiratory Health Association.

“It’s going to send people to the emergency room. Some people may die because of what they’re breathing,” he said.

The National Weather Service issued an air quality alert for all of Illinois through the end of Friday.

By 3 p.m. Thursday, Chicago was overtaken in its title for worst air quality by the city of Kinshasa in the Democratic Republic of Congo.

Well look at Chicago and Kinshasa, Congo battlling it out for top spot. I got some news for the Congo. I'm sure you're very nice people- aside from the rebel forces and overlords murdering each other in violence even the gangs of Chicago would be appalled by. But if you think you're gonna beat Chicago out for this title this weekend, you have no idea what you're up against.

It feels like just yesterday I was writing this same exact blog. 

When I saw this weather alert and logged in to blog this, I searched our (fucking horrific) backend to see if it had already been blogged. This is what popped up, and I clenched my fists and shouted, "damn you, John Rich!"

But alas, I was mistaken. 

It was simply my blog, about the SAME exact subject, with nearly the same exact title, from June 2023.

And wouldn't you know it, the cause then? Same exact shit. 

The fucking Canucks!

I couldn't agree more Austin Rogers. Enough is enough. It's time Trump seriously distracts everybody from the Epstein files and bombs the shit out of Canada. 

First, we let totally-straight, little (former) tyrant Justin think he can just waltz in and sweep American sweetheart Katy Perry off her feet? 

And now we're letting them poison the hundreds of thousands of people congregating in America's prettiest city this weekend for Lollapalooza? 

It's time to lay down the law. If you don't stand for something you fall for anything. 

Fuck Canada.