"I'm Not Going to That Rat Infested Place" - Charles Barkley Bashes San Francisco, Says He Will Not Be Attending NBA All-Star Game
Group of Six Massachusetts Students Allegedly Ran a "To Catch a Predator" Sting on a 22-Year Old U.S. Troop, Using an 18-Year Old Girl as Bait, Now Face Charges
Genocide, Terrorism, Alcohol: Professional Sports Teams Liable to Be Bullied Into a Name Change (Part 1)
Scammer Uses 'AI Brad Pitt' Photos, Convinces Women to Fall in Love in With Brad Pitt and Send Him $800K to Help With Hospital Bills
Italian Football Club Lazio FC Forced to Part Ways With It's Falconer After Sharing Pictures of His New Penis Implant
In Response To The U.S. Government Banning TikTok, Americans Are Giving Their Information To An Even More Chinese App 'RedNote'
LiAngelo Ball Has Signed A $13M Deal With Def Jam & Universal Music Group, LaVar Ball Cements Himself On Mount Rushmore Of Sports Dads
Realbotix Has Tackled The Staggering Epidemic of Loneliness By Creating A $175,000 AI Robot Girlfriend, Programmed For Companionship And Intimacy
Elon Musk is Being Accused of Using Loopholes & Hiring Better Gamers to Play as Him and Boost His Ranking in Diablo IV
Folks Are Livid After Tattoo Artist Gives 9-Year Old Girl an American Flag Tattoo (Even Though Parents Asked For Donald Trump's Face on Her Neck)
Magic Johnson Found Himself in The Middle of a Court Case Involving a Fake Covid Drug & Crazy Part-Time Actor Who Claims to Be The Inspiration For Ballers
Crocodiles in Indonesia Have Allegedly Learned to Pretend to Be Drowning Humans In Order to Lure People Into The Water So They Can Eat Them
Who's in the Wrong? Hundreds of California Teens Blocking Traffic on Their Bikes Beat The Shit Out of Mercedes Driver Who Tried to Run Them Over
Kim Jong Un Has Banned Hot Dogs, People Caught With Hot Dogs Will Be Thrown in North Korean Labor Camp
Cleveland Man Is Going To War With Local Government Because Cars Won't Stop Crashing Into His House Like The Kool-Aid Man
Chris Ballard IS NOT Out As Colts' GM, Jim Irsay Issues Letter Announcing Both Chris Ballard & Shane Steichen Will Return Next Season
