After Spokesperson Finally Admits Its Members Don't Exist, 'The Velvet Sundown', An AI-Generated Band, Has Surpassed 1 Million Monthly Listeners On Spotify
The Brick Hockey Invitational at The West Edmonton Mall This Weekend Puts The Little League World Series to Shame
There's A $167.3 Million Lottery Winner in Kentucky Who Has Been Locked Up in 25 Different Prisons And Has At Least 42 Mugshots
Congratulations to All-Time Bad Name Guy Harvey Epstein For Defeating Anthony Weiner in Primary Race for New York City Council
Police in Saginaw, Michigan Used a Trap Straight Out of Looney Tunes to Lure Out and Shoot a Bank Robber Who Had Taken an Employee Hostage
"To Them I Can Only Say: Sorry!", Thousands of Norwegian Lottery Players Were Incorrectly Informed They Won Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars in Eurojackpot Winnings
Dudes Rock: The Golden Bachelor, Ex-NFL Linebacker Mel Owens, Immediately Told Producers if They Give Him Any Women Older Than 60 He's Cutting Them On The Spot
Good Prank – Random 7'1" Guy Showed Up to The NBA Draft in a Suit + Portland Trailblazers Hat and Took Pictures With Fans Who Thought He Was Drafted
NEW ORLEANS PRISON ESCAPE UPDATE – After 42 Days on The Run, New Orleans Fugitive Antoine Massey (Face Tattoos Guy) Has Been Captured... at a House in New Orleans, Only Derrick Groves Remains
Holy Shit – Dash Cam Footage of an Electrical Worker Being Struck By a Semi-Truck While Working on a Stop Light (Don't Worry He's Fine)
Football School – Bowling Green State University is Now The First Ever MAC Program With an Endowed Head Coaching Position
For The Love of God Will Somebody Please Help Dwight Howard Track Down The Piece of Shit Who Ran Over His Dog
Darius Clark Set The World Record for Max Vertical Jump of 51-Inches, Somebody Needs To Throw Him an Alley-Oop Immediately
What The Hell Happened in France Last Weekend? Massive Street Fights + 145 People Stabbed by Mystery Syringes During City-Wide Music Festival
