New Money Making Opportunity Just Dropped: Run Outside Naked When The Google Maps Street View Car is Driving By
The Great Migration – Watching A Giant Confusion Of Wildebeests Cross A River Of Crocodiles During Africa's Great Migration Is A Bucket List Item
Cut Out The Middle Man – In South Beloit, Illinois People Will Be Able To Sell Blood In Direct Exchange For Drugs
Catching A Felony For Having 1-Ounce of Weed In Your Bedroom Closet, Which Cops Found Because You Called Them After Someone Burglarized Your Home, Is An All-Time Bad Beat
I Have To Admit, The Man Hanging Off The Back of This U-Haul as The Driver Does Donuts in The Parking Lot Looks Kinda Sick
There is So Much Fentanyl Use at Supportive Housing Facilities in British Columbia That "Second-Hand Fentanyl" Has Become a Legitimate Concern
Holy Shit...Tammy Slaton Of 1000-Pound Sisters Has Lost An Impossible Amount Of Weight (Over 500-Pounds)
Customer Service Is Dead – Woman Has The Audacity To COMPLAIN After Delivery Driver Gives Her A Big Fat Kiss Upon A Successful Delivery
Resourceful Firefighter Floods Baseball Field, Forcing Cancellation of Game, After Punk Kid Hit His Pickup Truck With a Batting Practice Home Run
It's Been Over TWO MONTHS Since Escaping a New Orleans Prison, and Fugitive Derrick "Woo" Groves is Still On The Run
Weekend in Rap Beef – "Ye This Ya Manz, If I Catch Him I'm Pushing Down The Stairs", 50 Cent Threatens to Push Kanye's Friend/Artist Dave Blunts Down a Flight of Stairs
Barcelona's Lamine Yamal Is Under Investigation For Hiring Little People To Perform At His 18th Birthday Party
RIP Fauja Singh aka 'The Turban Torpedo', World's Oldest Marathon Runner, Dies At 114 After Being Hit By A Car
The Audacity Of This Influencer Who Allegedly Attempted Flying Commercial With 50 POUNDS Of Drugs, "$3 Million Street Value", From Atlanta To Brazil
St. Louis Airport Delays – If You Arrive 3 Hours Early to The Airport and Don't Make it Through Security in Time for Your Flight, You Should Get to Fight Somebody
Backwards Golf: In Light of These Jockeys Having a Foot Race For Charity, Here Are Other Sports I Would Like to See Inverted
