New Money Making Scheme Just Dropped: Employee Wins $30k Lawsuit After Co-Worker Compared Her to Darth Vader, Ruining Her Reputation Beyond Repair
Classic Small Town Drama: Naked Walking Man Wreaking Havoc on Small Community, Cops Say There's Nothing They Can Do Unless He Shows "Intent to Arouse Himself of Others"
Donald Trump Wants to Reopen Alcatraz As A Functioning Federal Prison, "Will Serve As a Symbol of Law, Order, and JUSTICE"
Horses Are Fighting Back: If Bucking Broncos Can Learn To Body Slam The Shit Out Their Riders Like This, The Rodeo Might Be Screwed
What About Airplanes Makes People Lose Their Fucking Minds? – Woman on Southwest Airlines Flight Stripped Down Naked & Took a Shit on Her Seat in The Middle of The Flight
"I Left That Gym and Said, I Will NEVER Play in The NBA", You'll Be Shocked to Learn That Kobe Bryant Was Able to Shut Down The Great Lil' Bow Wow in a Game of 1-on-1
"On The Spiritual Side, We Call it Prophetic", Mother of Florida State OL Transfer Ja'Elyne Matthews Says He Has Psychic Ability To Predict Gender Of Unborn Children
Real Headline: Patrick Starr's Kangaroo Escaped Home, Caused a Two-Vehicle Crash, Shut Down Both Sides of The Interstate in Alabama
Attention Homeless People: Pack Your Bindles, A Semi-Truck in Alvord, Texas Has Spilled 8 MILLION DIMES All Over U.S. Highway 287
John Elway's Longtime Agent and Business Partner, Jeff Sperbeck Pronounced Dead After Falling Off Back of Golf Cart Driven By John Elway
New Era of College Hockey: In The First Year of CHL Players Being NCAA Eligible, Bowling Green State University Has Used it To Land The #1 Recruiting Class in College Hockey
Texas Weed Dealer Arrested For Stuffing Easter Eggs Full of Marijuana, Hiding Them Around Town, and Orchestrating a Weedster Egg Hunt Over Facebook to Drum Up Business
The Denver Nuggets Last Night Further Proved The Airball Alley-Oop is the Most Effective Play in Basketball (Maybe in All of Sports)
"Belief in Ourselves, Belief in Others, Belief in Achieving What Many May Deem Impossible", It Sure as Hell Sounds Like Jacksonville is Going to Let Travis Hunter Play Both Ways
You'll Never Guess Who's Pushing The Dumbest NFL Draft Narrative on All of Social Media (It's Darren Rovell Talking About Potential Future Money Lost)
Good Job Chris Ballard: Indianapolis Colts Land "The Best TE in The Draft" Without Having to Give Up a Thing
Next Evolution of Notes App: Shannon Sharpe Temporarily Steps Away from ESPN Amid Lawsuit via Text Screenshot of Statement His Lawyer Prepared For Him
Kevin Gates vs LeBron James: After Telling LeBron He Doesn't Like The Way His Wife Savannah Looks at Him, Kevin Gates Sat Courtside at Lakers Game With Brittany Renner
Ex-Oklahoma State & Jacksonville Jaguars Wide Receiver Justin Blackmon Was Arrested On Oklahoma State's Campus For Public Intoxication
