The Hiccups Suck

Kind of my complaint of the day here.

It's definitely not ground breaking, but it's something I don't feel gets enough attention. I know they're certainly not as bad as a canker sore or even that crack you get on your lips when it's Winter and you slept with your mouth open, but they're just enough a pain in the ass to ruin a small portion of your day.

The thing is that I don't even know if I can say small portion because you never know how long these fuckers are going to last and that's one of the worst things about em. I read somewhere that a dude had the hiccups for his whole life and that is straight up torture. I had em for a half hour (because I was driving and couldn't get water) and I honestly wanted to run my car into the underpass.

Not even to mention if you get them when you're drunk. Just horrendous. Puke probability goes up 1000% and the spins speed up at a rapid rate.

So I guess I just wanted to write this blog to say fuck hiccups and give them some bad press that they deserve.

P.S. - Everybody has their own trick to get rid of em. I don't care if it's rubbing a popsicle on your arms while you hang upside down, whatever works works and I respect that. No judgement here.