Wanna Know What It Would Look Like If A 500KM Asteroid Hit The Earth?

Yeah, I know this video is almost 10 years old, but I haven't seen it, so I would guess that means a lot of you hadn't seen it either... but as 2020 winds down and we put this awful, fucked up, Godforsaken year behind us, there's a decent, good, probable shot this exact scenario plays out sometime in the next 14 days because 2020 will do 2020 things. I just wanted us all to see what we just might have in store for us as a planet sometime before New Years Day. 

What I'm saying is this - don't bother buying Christmas presents for anyone. Take your entire net worth and head out to Vegas, book a room at The Tropicana and live it the ffffuuuucccckkkk up because if 2020 really wants to put its stamp on history, we're 100% getting hit with a 500KM asteroid sometime in the next few days. I know it, you know it, and the asteroid that is totally not a villain at all because it's an inanimate object and doesn't have an agenda or will to cause mass destruction knows it. Sorry Nate, you fucking bananahead.

Sidenote - I love how they dubbed some Pink Floyd into the video and synced it up perfectly with the asteroid crashing into the earth. Two things:

1. Dark Side Of The Moon is one of the very best albums of all time, and this video inspired me to jam out to it today. I urge you to do the same, just incredible top to bottom. Let me help with that:

2. Dark Side Of The Rainbow is this conspiracy (?) that Pink Floyd created Dark Side of the Moon specifically to the exact same beat as The Wizard of Oz. Kinda hard to explain, so you'll just have to watch it. I got super stoned one time in college with a buddy and we watched this and both tweaked the FUCK out and had bad nightmares. It's crazy weird so if you want to kill time by also tweaking out today, give it a watch:

Super fucked up, but worth it as a way to procrastinate and kill time. Enjoy!