Covid Precautions Keep Fucking Over The Stool Streams Championship

A note from the commissioner

The original  Stool Streams championship date was last Wednesday but due to me being in close contact with a coco positive person we had to push back to the following Wednesday (tomorrow), We tweeted out the promo vid, contest entries were flowing, things were looking up

Then I got a text from one of the players on Da Chalk saying THEY had been in close contact with someone who tested positive so out of an abundance of caution we are once again postponing the championship until next week. I have told all players that no matter what happens the championship is happening by Friday, if players have to be subbed out, players have to be subbed out. The show must go on 

I will not let Stool Streams become the Ballina Cup

PS - Canadian Stoolies the Play Barstool app will be available for you guys to play extremely soon if not now so go make your picks!