For a Second There, It Really Looked Like Seattle Kraken's Mascot Was Going to Be Eaten By a Grizzly Bear
The Bots Have Officially Taken Over: "Automated Bots Now Make Up More Than Half of Global Internet Traffic" (and 75% of Twitter)
Florida Man Who Stole Smokey The Bear Signs to Sell on Facebook Marketplace Was Arrested By Smokey The Bear
YouTube Will Start Using AI to Determine User's Age Based on Their Search History, Will Need to Upload Photo ID, Credit Card, or Selfie if Deemed Underage
I Have To Admit, The Man Hanging Off The Back of This U-Haul as The Driver Does Donuts in The Parking Lot Looks Kinda Sick
There is So Much Fentanyl Use at Supportive Housing Facilities in British Columbia That "Second-Hand Fentanyl" Has Become a Legitimate Concern
Holy Shit...Tammy Slaton Of 1000-Pound Sisters Has Lost An Impossible Amount Of Weight (Over 500-Pounds)
Customer Service Is Dead – Woman Has The Audacity To COMPLAIN After Delivery Driver Gives Her A Big Fat Kiss Upon A Successful Delivery
Resourceful Firefighter Floods Baseball Field, Forcing Cancellation of Game, After Punk Kid Hit His Pickup Truck With a Batting Practice Home Run
It's Been Over TWO MONTHS Since Escaping a New Orleans Prison, and Fugitive Derrick "Woo" Groves is Still On The Run
Florida Man of The Day – Good Samaritan Spent His Birthday Allegedly Smoking Meth, Stealing A Sightseeing Train, And Giving Random Passengers A Ride Around Key West
After Spokesperson Finally Admits Its Members Don't Exist, 'The Velvet Sundown', An AI-Generated Band, Has Surpassed 1 Million Monthly Listeners On Spotify
Police in Saginaw, Michigan Used a Trap Straight Out of Looney Tunes to Lure Out and Shoot a Bank Robber Who Had Taken an Employee Hostage
