Chris Klemmer

8th place in Barstool Idol. Wishes it could somehow be 1998 for eternity. Fastest man alive.

Latest From Chris Klemmer

The Bear Is No Longer A Great TV Show

The Bear Is No Longer A Great TV Show

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Being A Jets Fan Is Never Ending Darkness And Pain

Being A Jets Fan Is Never Ending Darkness And Pain

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Eddington Is Not Great But At Least It's Interesting While I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Neither

Eddington Is Not Great But At Least It's Interesting While I Know What You Did Last Summer Is Neither

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7/23/25 4:00 PM

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Emma Watson Might Be One Of The Worst Drivers In The World

Emma Watson Might Be One Of The Worst Drivers In The World

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7/16/25 4:10 PM

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I Am Taking Over As GM And Manager Of The Seattle Mariners Today On Barstool Gametime

I Am Taking Over As GM And Manager Of The Seattle Mariners Today On Barstool Gametime

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7/15/25 4:20 PM

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Superman Is The Most Fun DC Comics Movie Yet

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Kyle Stowers In The All-Star Game Over Juan Soto Is Perfectly Fine

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F1 Is More Fun Than Jurassic World Rebirth & M3GAN 2.0 And Other Reviews

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28 Years Later Is Very Good While Materialists & Elio Aren't Bad Either

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6/23/25 2:00 PM

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The Only Active Greatest Player In MLB Franchise History Is Mike Trout

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6/18/25 7:00 PM

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The Life Of Chuck Is Much Better Than The Phoenician Scheme & Other Reviews

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6/15/25 2:30 PM

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Aaron Rodgers In A Steelers Jersey Fits Right Into The Out Of Place Jersey Hall Of Fame

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6/13/25 7:10 PM

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Candice Cameron Bure Thinks That Horror Movies Are A Portal To Demons

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6/12/25 4:10 PM

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Manny Machado Is Building The Quietest Hall Of Fame Resume Of His Generation

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Karate Kid: Legends Is Both Charming And Stupid (And Other Movie Reviews)

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The Last Of Us Season Finale Cliffhanger Is As Frustrating As The Show Itself

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5/27/25 4:50 PM

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Lilo & Stitch And Mission Impossible: The Final Reckoning Are Both Fun Summer Movies & Other Reviews

Chris Klemmer

5/25/25 1:30 PM

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The New Hampshire Granite Finally Might Be Decent

Chris Klemmer

5/20/25 4:00 PM

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Pedro Pascal and Bella Ramsey Were Perfect In The Very Dramatic The Last Of Us Episode Last Night

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5/19/25 9:00 PM

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Pete Rose And Shoeless Joe Jackson Are Now Eligible For The Hall Of Fame, But Rose Should Still Not Get In

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5/14/25 12:20 AM

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Friendship Is Very Good, Until Dawn Is Not & Other Movie Reviews

Chris Klemmer

5/13/25 9:00 PM

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That Was A Bad Episode Of The Last Of Us

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5/12/25 7:00 PM

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The Last Of Us Might Be The Most Uneven Television Show In History

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Thunderbolts* & The Accountant 2 Are Both Pretty Enjoyable

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I'm Starting A NBA Expansion Team Called The New Hampshire Granite Today At 3 PM

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4/30/25 3:00 PM

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