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Chris Klemmer

8th place in Barstool Idol. Wishes it could somehow be 1998 for eternity. Fastest man alive.

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Come Home Monkeyboy Is Finally Here!

Come Home Monkeyboy Is Finally Here!

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Captain America: Brave New World Is Everything A Marvel Movie Shouldn't Be

Captain America: Brave New World Is Everything A Marvel Movie Shouldn't Be

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The Paddington Movies Are Legitimately Good

The Paddington Movies Are Legitimately Good

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This Is The Worst Time Of The Year

This Is The Worst Time Of The Year

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2/13/25 9:00 PM

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Connecticut Senator Wants To Pass A Law That Movies Have To Start On Time

Connecticut Senator Wants To Pass A Law That Movies Have To Start On Time

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2/11/25 8:00 PM

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Power Ranking The Jets QB Options Now That Aaron Rodgers Is Likely Gone

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2/10/25 9:30 PM

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Love Hurts Is A Truly Horrible Movie

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2/10/25 7:20 PM

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Ranking Every 2025 Movie: Dogman/Heart Eyes/Companion/Valiant One

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Rat Race IV: New Orleans Comes Out Tonight At 7 PM EST!

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Ranking Every 2025 Movie: Flight Risk/Presence/Brave The Dark/Inheritance

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1/28/25 7:00 PM

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Alec Baldwin Reaches New Low By Using Rust Tragedy To Promote His Reality Show

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1/27/25 8:40 PM

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It's OK To Be A Pessimistic Fan If Your Franchise Is A Dumpster Fire

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1/23/25 7:40 PM

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The New York Jets Make Yet Another Disappointing Head Coaching Hire With Aaron Glenn

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1/22/25 7:40 PM

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Ichiro, CC Sabathia and Billy Wagner Get Call From Cooperstown To Join The Baseball Hall Of Fame

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1/21/25 11:46 PM

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1970 Is The Greatest Year To Be Born

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1/21/25 5:40 PM

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Ranking Every 2025 Movie: Wolf Man/One Of Them Days

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1/20/25 9:00 PM

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Obviously Roki Sasaki Signed With The Dodgers And Formed An Even Bigger Super Team Than They Previously Had

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1/18/25 1:28 AM

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Pete Alonso's Chances Of Coming Back To The Mets Might Not Be Dead

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1/17/25 9:30 PM

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Ranking Every 2025 Movie: Den Of Thieves 2: Pantera

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1/10/25 10:15 PM

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Who I Would Vote For On The Baseball Hall Of Fame Ballot

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Armie Hammer To Star In Movie Somehow Called "The Dark Knight" By The Worst Director Alive

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Ranking Every 2025 Movie: The Damned

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New York Finds New Way To Screw Over NYC Residents With Congestion Pricing Toll

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The Jets Made A Huge Mistake Letting Mike Vrabel Leave The Building

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Aaron Rodgers Says This Sunday Could Be The End Of His NFL Career

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1/2/25 10:30 PM

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