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We Need To Get A Camera Into This "Billionaire Summer Camp" That Has Buffet, Bob Kraft, Bezos, Zuckerberg, And Every Powerful CEO In The World

This year's guest list includes a typically high-profile crowd: Tech tycoons like Jeff Bezos, Tim Cook, Mark Zuckerberg, Sheryl Sandberg, Satya Nadella, Reed Hastings, and Ted Sarandos have all been invited, while media magnates including David Zaslav, Bob Chapek, and Shari Redstone are also on the list, according to Variety.

Other notable invitees include the billionaire Warren Buffett, NBA commissioner Adam Silver, and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. The Fox Business reporter Charles Gasparino reported that Bill Gates will be in attendance as well, though his inclusion on the guest list hasn't been confirmed by other media outlets.

CEOs of snapchat, Netflix, Nike, Microsoft, Bezos, Adam Silver, Roger Goodell, Bob Kraft, Warren Buffet and basically anyone who is anyone that could potentially be sued by Donald Trump is getting together for a little rich guy elbow rubbing in scenic Sun Valley, Idaho. Now, in my day, we called this meeting "The Bohemian Grove". A super secretive, exclusive, meeting in the Northern California woods where the rich and powerful would fly their private jets in for the week to discuss things like climate change and who would be the next President. Now these guys just all get together in plain sight and I NEED to know what they're up to besides the run of the mill human sacrifices.  

It just doesn't make any sense to me. I don't see a natural connection between ALL of these people other than their influence and bank accounts. There's an estimated $700B combined net worth in Sun Valley right now. That is more than the GDP of Saudi Arabia. You know what I would do if I had a billion dollars? I would tell everyone to

If I were Evan Spiegel why the fuck would I want to sit in a room smelling Warren Buffett's 90 year-old farts when I could be at home with

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Conversely, why the fuck would old man Warren want to sit around listening to people suck their own dicks about how they're changing the world with snapface when he could just sit at home and fart in peace? There's gotta be something important going on. Something the rest of us peasants will never know about. Gayle Oprah is there. So is Anderson Cooper. So is the head of Fox News and the woman who used to be married to Rupert Murdoch. Yet…no news of what is discussed or done ever leaks out. The only thing we get are leaked photos of a conference that doesn't exist that make these people seem super human like Bezos in 2017

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photo is from when he was banging that one side chick, but we didn't know it yet

Surprisingly, with all the tech, media, banking, sports, and political powerhouses they forgot to invite the future of the republican party

Someone get me a hot mic, a hidden camera, a sworn affidavit, ANYTHING to know what these guys are talking about and how exactly they plan to control our brains and what planet they're setting up New Earth on.