Juan Soto Thought He Was Tougher Than The Sun? THE FUCKING SUN?!?!?!

That's a shame! If I cared I'd wonder how many day games they've played in San Diego since Juan came over mid-season. But I don't. I really, really don't. All I care about is the Phillies putting up a FOUR spot in the 2nd inning off of Blake Snell and putting themselves in a delicious position to go up 2-0 in the NLCS before going back to the Bank. I mean that doesn't happen for Philadelphia. Straight up destiny vibes by the sun there for Philly. 

Stay the course, King Nola. Stay the course. 

Annnndddd of course the second this blog is published he gives up back to back dingers. Stay the goddamn course man. Figure it out. 

h/t Samuel Bozo Riggs

PS - Live now watching the game come thru