I Don't Care About Baseball Arbitration Mumbo Jumbo, Just Hand Juan Soto A Blank Check And Do It Yesterday
Tonight Juan Soto Will Officially Have Missed 10% of the Regular Season, Despite Passing MLB's COVID Tests
Soto And Bregman Carrying Their Bats Down The Line Is What Makes Baseball Fun Again (And Bregman's Apology For It Is Dumb And There's No Way He Actually Means It)