This $2 Million House in Palo Alto, CA Will Make You Thank God for Wherever You Live

Everyone in America has known the housing market has been broken for quite some time, but there may not be a better example of that than what a small investment of $2 million can get you in Palo Alto, California. Now, I'm sure there will be some morons who try to say this actually a sick deal because this is (somehow) less than the median home price in Palo Alto and you get a whole quarter of an acre of land in one of the most valuable places in the world.

But you also get this piece of shit shack.

Look at that thing. Was playing a Sabrina Carpenter song supposed to spruce up the place? It looks like a house you'd wake up in between being kidnapped and killed. And what the fuck is lurking beneath the toilet seat trying to escape?

The good news is you can get this home right now for about $13,500 a month with a 30-year mortgage, so you'd only need to live with three other Google employees all making about $200,000 a year and all of a sudden you've got yourselves kind of a steal.

Best of luck to whoever decides to purchase this home. I'd love to have a chat and just get a feel for how your brain works.