California High School 400-Meter Champion Had Her Gold Medal Stripped Away For Excessive Celebration (Sprayed Her Shoes With a Fire Extinguisher)
John Elway's Longtime Agent and Business Partner, Jeff Sperbeck Pronounced Dead After Falling Off Back of Golf Cart Driven By John Elway
California Mayor Wants to Solve His City's Homeless Problem By Giving Them "All The Fentanyl They Want", Clearly Doesn't Know How Homeless People Work
'Hurricane of Fire': Malibu Burns To The Ground As 100+ MPH Wind Gusts Explode Wildfires Around Los Angeles
Terrible Criminals Thwarted in Classic, "Put-On-a-Bear-Costume-And-Fuck-Up-Your-Rolls Royce-For-Insurance-Money" Scam
Squatters In California Have Completely Taken Over a 10,000 Sq Ft, $6.5 Million Dollar Hollywood Hills Mansion Owned By Philadelphia Phillies Owner John Middleton's Son, And Aren't Giving It Back
San Francisco Police Are Fighting Crime By Dressing up in Inflatable Chicken Costumes to Catch Drivers Speeding Through Crosswalks
The Northern Lights Were Visible All Across The United States Last Night And Could Be Back Tonight As Well
