Woj Is Auctioning Off His Old Phones That He Used To Drop Woj Bombs Over The Years. Yes, This Is A Real Story
There are plenty of times when I sit back and laugh at the absurdity of the timeline we are living in, such as when my boss got into an internet fight with Kanye West over fake money over the weekend.
One of the most common things that make me chuckle is the ridiculousness that comes with the people whose job is to break sports news before anybody else. You have Schefty getting called out for being a stooge for certain agents, Rapsheet crying about Mike Mularkey pranking his ass with a fake story, and now Woj auctioning off the phones he tweeted from over the years, amongst other things.
Look, if you want to buy the phone of a guy who said he brought his phones EVERYWHERE with him, that's between you and your God. If you want to spend money on some old ass NBA Finals credentials, that's between you and your bank account. And if you want to spend your hard earned cash to go on a video call or dinner date with a guy who announced stories before anyone else, that's between Steven Cheah and Mrs. Cheah. I personally just love the thought that St. Bonaventure being able to afford a 2 star wing's NIL demand thanks to Woj's old phones that he never traded in like a normal person would. Hell, we may be able to bump that to a 3 star wing if Big Cat gets into a bidding war with Rovell, who you knowwwww is salivating at the thought of getting the Woj Bomber that broke the season being cancelled because of COVID.
However there is one phone that better not be for sale, namely the wone Woj used to tweet the entire 2018 NBA Draft using different synonyms to describe a team was selecting a player because ESPN banned him from outright spoiling picks.