The Incredibly Horny Sabrina Carpenter Sends The Internet Spiraling As She Performs The "Eiffel Tower" Sex Position During Her Concert In Paris

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Sabrina Carpenter is a woman of many talents. On top of having an incredible voice and being drop dead gorgeous, she really knows how to market herself. What I'm trying to say is that she's incredibly horny all the time and uses it to her advantage. She doesn't care who knows it in the slightest. Her 'Short n' Sweet' tour features a new simulated sex position while she performs the song Juno. We've documented this on the blog extensively, but in case you need a catch up here ya go. 

That blog came at the beginning of the tour when we weren't sure what to expect next. I posed the possibility of this being a reoccurring theme and it seems Sabrina is clearly a stoolie who listens to advice from her fans. You're welcome. 

"Is there a chance she just does a different position for every show, similar to switching up the outro to that song? One night it's doggy, the other it's piledriver, one time he's hanging from a swing."

Turns out I was 100% right. Sabrina has gone full horny and made this a thing. 

At some point though, you have to run out of positions…right? 

Not quite, she just needed some additional help as you'll see below. 

It's March Madness week, even the hottest of women out there know they only have our attention for the next 18 hours before the play-in games get going in Dayton. Tonight is your night. Want to go out on a date? Today's the day. Want some help around the house? Ask right now or don't ask until next Monday. Need to debut your home run sex position that breaks the internet? Now or never. 

Sabrina took that information and decided to uncork the 'Eiffel Tower' to all her fans. God Bless her. 

Sabrina is cut from a different cloth. This is not your normal pop star folks. She gets it. What is "it" you may ask? I'll let you answer that for yourself. Just appreciate her during this run and allow her to continue to educate. I don't know what else she's got in the chamber, but I'm here to find out. 

Please never change 

P.S. Be careful searching "eiffel tower" on Elon's twitter