Turns Out Pete Davidson Is Not Dating a 'Non-Celebrity' Which Was Being Rumored - He's With Rocket Ship Former Playboy Model Turned Actress Elsie Hewitt

Today in stories that have absolutely zero importance or impact on your everyday life we focus on the escapades of Pete Davidson. Pete is obviously a fascinating fella with the roster he's racked up over the year whether it be Kate Beckinsale, Emily Ratajkowski, Kim Kardashian, Ariana Grande, Kaia Gerber, or even Margaret Qualley. How does he do it? Turns out a hammer cock, some comedic self depreciation, and money go a long way. But the latest with Pete led us to believe he was taking his talents to someone completely off the radar. Completely flipping the script from his high profile love affairs in the past. Did he meet a Starbucks barista who caught his eye? Perhaps a waitress at the local bagel spot? 

And then these pictures of their vacation came out and my eye recognized a certain someone rather quickly. 

That's the lovely Elsie Hewitt! 

Not too long after, it was confirmed they are indeed doing the damn thing. 

"Non-celebrity" my asshole. There I was thinking Pete fell for a school teacher when he's just going around with a former Playboy model turned actress who has one million IG followers. Pete you dawg.

Bonus: NSFW scene from her role in HBO's Industry.

You could easily make the case after EmRata this is his best get yet. Is there a chance Pete read my blog from back in September and set his sights on her? 500k views just on this one tweet from the main account make me think the chances are greater than 0%. 

Either way, I'm sure they're destined for life-long happiness and this definitely won't be a fling that ends in two months. I'll take the clicks in the meantime. Thoughts and prayers to Jason Sudeikis who is no longer the lucky partner of this goddess. That's the power of Pete. The man is truly unstoppable.