"Beggars Can't Be Choosers" - New Dolphins TE Pharaoh Brown Gave The Realest Answer About What Attracted Him To Sign With Miami

Damn it is refreshing to hear an athlete speak the truth. Pharaoh Brown could've spit a thousand different cliche answers about why he signed with the Dolphins ranging from Mike McDaniel's bubbly attitude, the Dolphins plethora of explosive weapons (WHEN THEM AND/OR TUA ARE HEALTHY***), or even the incredible weather/nightlife/women in Miami. 

Instead Pharaoh told it like it is, which was essentially he wanted to continue to get good money to play a kid's game and the Dolphins were kind enough to offer him a job, which he likely happily accepted instantly like Ernie from Scarface.

I know Pharaoh gave a little self-deprecating laugh there like he was kidding around. But we all know the tone of that laugh. It's the "funny because it's true" tone that most Barstool people have after Portnoy reminds them that he saved their lives from a life of grinding in the cubes. Pharaoh clearly feels the same way about not having to grind in whatever the biggest Spring football league is called now and told it like it is instead of making up some bullshit excuse, which is why he is worthy of a name that literally means king.