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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts

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Jesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsJesus Should Be Everyone's #1 Overall Dream Dinner Guest

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2/17/22 6:30 PM

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Anyone Who Still Uses Chopsticks Is Just A Show Off

Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsAnyone Who Still Uses Chopsticks Is Just A Show Off

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I May Not Have Any Toxic Masculinity. But I Do Draw A Line Somewhere

Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsI May Not Have Any Toxic Masculinity. But I Do Draw A Line Somewhere

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1/27/22 5:30 PM

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We Don't Talk Enough About How Insane It Is That Parrots Speak English

Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsWe Don't Talk Enough About How Insane It Is That Parrots Speak English

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1/20/22 6:30 PM

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As A Kid, Being Fast Was The Most Important Quality A Person Could Have

Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsAs A Kid, Being Fast Was The Most Important Quality A Person Could Have

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1/13/22 7:20 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsThings I Thought In 2021

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12/30/21 8:10 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsIf I'm Ever The First Man On Mars, I Have The Perfect Joke

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12/23/21 5:40 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsStop Giving People Gift Cards

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12/9/21 7:10 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsI Hope God Has A "Life Wrapped" Waiting For Us

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12/2/21 7:20 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsCan You Put Just Coins In A Tip Jar?

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11/18/21 6:40 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsNothing Is More Stressful Than An Eye Exam

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11/11/21 6:00 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsI'd Rather The Earth Go Extinct Than Use Paper Straws

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11/4/21 4:50 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsI Leave Coins In My Pocket To Make Sure Metal Detectors Work

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10/28/21 5:15 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsA Place Messing Up Your Order Can Actually Be A Good Thing

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10/21/21 5:30 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsOnly Dumb People Can Meditate

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10/14/21 5:45 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsYou're Allowed To Wake Up Any Stranger Snoring In Public

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10/7/21 5:15 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsAs A Kid, I Expected "Stop, Drop, and Roll" To Be A Major Part Of My Everyday Life

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9/30/21 4:40 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsThe Term "Over The Counter Drugs" Makes Zero Sense And It Must Be Changed

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9/23/21 4:30 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsAll Great Relationships Start By Both People Liking The Most Popular TV Show Of All Time

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9/16/21 4:50 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsWe Shouldn't Have To Do Manual Labor Just To Eat A Lobster

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsI've Found A Way To Always Get A 5-Star Uber Passenger Rating

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsA Waiter At Bottomless Brunch Can Become Your Mortal Enemy

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8/26/21 4:45 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsPacking Is Life's Most Stressful Activity

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8/19/21 5:10 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsA Stranger Asking You For Directions Is The Ultimate Honor

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8/12/21 5:50 PM

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Tommy's Thursday ThoughtsWe Need To Make Serious Advancements In How We Do Laundry

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