'Protect This Fucking Guy Out There' - Matt Turner Knows Christian Pulisic Is Captain America, Begging Other US Players To Be Enforcers
Jogo Bonito: Giusy Meloni Put On A Juggling Show During A Match, Joins Christian Pulisic As The True Superstar Of Serie A
A New Era: It Took One Game And One Win To Show Why Mauricio Pochettino Should Be Viewed As The Savior For This US Soccer Generation
One Of Us - Poch Claiming Christian Pulisic Is One Of The Best Players In The World And Actually Running Practices Proves He's Made To Coach The USMNT
It's Called Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Now Destroying Serie A, Shushing Rival Fans And Reminding Everyone He's Captain America
Good Times: US Soccer Completely Embarrassed Themselves With Another Low Point, The Same Day We Hired Mauricio Pochettino To Save The Team
Save Us Poch: Everyone In US Soccer Is Calling Each Other Out For Being Soft, Losing At Home To Canada For Just The Second Time Ever
There Better Be A Full Investigation Into This Ref After He Pulled The Ultimate Bullshit On Christian Pulisic
Christian Pulisic Is Still Captain America - Unfortunately That Means He's Still Awesome And Saved Gregg Berhalter's Job For Now
A Ghana Player Had No Decision But To Simply Quit Playing After Tim Weah Embarrassed Him During The USA's Ass Kicking Last Night
If Giusy Meloni Wants All Of Us To Cheer For AC Milan, We Have No Choice But To Declare Them America's Club
Notorious American Soccer Hero Christian Pulisic Has The Perfect Plan To Fix Soccer In The USA - Make Goals Worth 7 Points
Captain America: Christian Pulisic Is So Damn Good For AC Milan, He's Got Italian Commenters Chanting About The USA Mid-Match
The Rivalry Is Dead: Christian Pulisic Got So Bored Kicking Mexico's Ass (Again), He Started Playing Rock, Paper, Scissors On The Field
We Can't Let Christian Pulisic's Legend Be Ruined Just Because LeBron James Is The Biggest Liar In All Of Sports
USA! USA! It Only Took 36 Minutes For The World To Know Tim Weah's Name And Recognize Christian Pulisic's Greatness
After 8 Brutally Long Years, We Finally Have A USA World Cup Roster ... And Shockingly Gregg Didn't Screw It Up Too Much
A Bunch Of Nerds Are Complaining Because Christian Pulisic Wrote A Book And Talks About That Bum Thomas Tuchel Misleading Him
Bum Ass Chelsea Doesn't Deserve Christian Pulisic Since They Keep Losing On The Field And In The Tunnel