'That WHAT Days?' - Baker Mayfield Will Never Miss A Chance To Make Fun Of The Panthers, Remind Everyone How Miserable It Was Playing There
'That's Our Fucking Guy!' - Brian Daboll Screaming About Jaxson Dart Like The Rest Of Us Fans Is Further Proof The Giants Finally Have A QB1
Protect The Kneecaps: Kyle Shanahan Made The Smart Decision And Named Dan Campbell As The No. 1 Pick In An NFL Coach Fight
The World Keeps Getting Dumber - We Now Have An 'AI Champions League Presenter' Becoming Popular, Need People To Have Brains Again
'Don't Fucking Look At Me' - Matthew Stafford Talking Shit While Throwing No-Look Touchdowns Is Why He's Still An Elite QB1
'Solid Dude. Good Teammate. He Wasn't A Dick' - Steven Adams Describing Kevin Durant With Only The Highest Of Compliments, Sums Up A Perfect Friendship
It's Over For Europe: Phil Mickelson Has Cracked The Code On How To Win The Ryder Cup. Bring In A Coach Like Lou Holtz To The USA
'Teams Shoot Themselves In The Foot, Then We Come Back And Shoot Ourselves In The Head' - Breece Hall Summed Up The Jets Better Than Anyone Could Ever Imagine
'The Product's Just Not Very Good' - Troy Aikman Spoke For NFL Fans Everywhere When He Finally Snapped About Penalties And Having To Watch Bad Teams
'The Rule Has To Change' - Credit Keegan Bradley For At Least Leading The Charge To Get Rid Of The Dumbest Rule In Sports, 'The Ryder Cup Envelope'
Shane Lowry Was The Drunkest Man In New York Last Night, Started Humping The Ryder Cup Trophy While Dancing On A Table
Rory Needs To Just Embrace His Rivalry With Bryson Instead Of Preaching About Etiquette And Trying To Say Bryson 'Only Gets Attention By Saying His Name'
'DeathLife Has Taken Too Many Players' - Odell Is Begging The Giants To Stop Being Idiots And Get Fix The Disaster Of A Stadium After Malik Nabers Tore His ACL
'Keep My Name Out Of Your Fucking Mouth' - Liam Coen And Robert Saleh Wanted To Come To Blows Over Sign-Stealing Allegations, Need More Coach Fights In The NFL
'The Future Is Now' - Abdul Carter Doesn't Want To Hear About The Giants Being Good In A Few Years, Knows This Past Draft Is Going To Save The Franchise
We're Never Going To Hear The End Of This Goddamn Song: Team Europe Is Hammered On Their Bus Singing That 'Rory's In Our Head'
'I Would Have Set The Course Up Differently' - Keegan Bradley Finally Admitted To The Biggest Mistake Of The Ryder Cup, Something That Should Never Happen
It's Never Been More Fitting That The US Choked Away The Ryder Cup By Missing A Putt On 18, Watching Shane Lowry Sink His
Cam Young Drills A Putt On 18 To Win The First Match Today - Gives Us Hope And Solidifies Himself As The Best American Player This Week
It Took One Drive For The Jaxson Dart Show To Arrive And Make It Look Incredibly Stupid That He Wasn't The Starter All Season
Viktor Hovland Officially Can't Play Today Which Means We're Getting One Of The Dumbest Rules In Sports - The Ryder Cup Envelope
We've Hit Rock Bottom At The Ryder Cup - Europe Fans Stayed At Bethpage, Lined The Driving Range To Heckle Scottie About Being 0-4
WE GOT GOLF BEEF! Ted Scott, Bryson, Justin Rose And A Bunch Of Other People Started Getting Into A Hissy Fit Walking Off Of 15
We've Reached The Point Where Fans Are Getting Ejected And State Troopers Are Lining The Ropes Around Shane Lowry And Rory McIlroy
