'They Hate Us' - Chris Richards Is One Step Away From Being Named Captain Of US Soccer After He Said What We All Know About CONCACAF
Any Person Complaining About Eleonara Incardona At The Club World Cup Needs To Learn About Fashion And Sue Ellen Mischke
Kentucky's Punter Has No Choice But To Fight Every Opponent During The Year After EA Sports Apparently Gave Him A ZERO Toughness Rating In CFB26
'If That Happened In Their Box, For Sure A Penalty' - Mauricio Pochettino Finally Earned His US Soccer Pinstripes After Berating The Refs For Screwing Us On An Obvious Handball
CONCACAF And The Refs Straight Up Fucked The US Soccer Team, Mexico Should Be Forced To Forfeit The Gold Cup
'Who Am I Supposed To Be?' - Julie Bowen Incorrectly Thought She'd Be Replaced In Happy Gilmore 2 By A 'Younger Woman' For His Love Interest
Diego Luna Is Everything US Soccer Fans Have Been Begging To See - Put On A Show While Saving Our Ass Against Guatemala, Sends Us To The Gold Cup Finals
'We're Not Gonna Take That Kinda Shit' - US Soccer Is Finally Starting To Show Heart, Willing To Fight And Be The Bullies Of CONCACAF
Clutch: Amateur Richard Teder Had A Ridiculous Hole Out For Eagle In A Playoff To Become The First Estonian To Ever Qualify For The Open
The Dumbest Controversy: Rob McElhenney Put Out A Video Defending His Decision To Legally Change His Name To Rob Mac
FLEECED: The Giants Traded Darren Waller (Retired, Current Musician) To The Dolphins For A Real Draft Pick
Superstar: Giusy Meloni Took A Break From Dominating The Soccer World To Become The Face Of Powerboat Racing For A Weekend
Shout Out This Fan Who To Hit A Diabolical Choke Sign As Al-Hilal Scored In The 112th Minute To Pull Off An Insane Upset Over Man City
Hell Yes! It's Finally Happening: EA Sports Announced That A College Basketball Video Game Is Returning To Our Lives
Wait, What? Vin Diesel Announced He Plans To Have Paul Walker's Character Return For The Final 'Fast And Furious' Movie, Wants To Reunite Dom And Brian
That's Enough Science Today: We Had The First Ever Robot Soccer Tournament And Even They Flopped, Had To Get Stretchered Off The Field
Matt Freese Showed Some Gigantic Balls, Slapped Them On The Table In PKs And Saved US Soccer From Embarrassment
'Done Deal' - This Video Of Rich Paul Calling The Suns To Discuss Khaman Malauch Falling To Them At 10 Is An Incredible Look At How The Draft Really Operates
We Finally Had An NBA Draft The Way It Should Be - Without Shams Ruining It By Spoiling Picks, Helps He Has 'No Rivals' Now
No Choice But To Declare Yanic Konan Niederhauser A Future Star After Watching Him Sprint From The Upper Level To The Stage As He Was Getting Drafted
'FUCK!' - Collin Murray-Boyles Is Fired Up To Be Drafted By The Raptors And Clearly Not Hoping To Go Anywhere Else
Steve Spurrier Will Never Waste A Chance To Take Shots - This Time It's At Texas, Arch Manning And Anyone Picking Them To Win The SEC
Ace Bailey's Camp Reportedly Doesn't Care About $10-15 Million, Will Do Anything To Make Sure He's Not Drafted By The Hornets Or Jazz
