'Sometimes KenPom Is Full Of Shit' - Kevin Willard Had Enough Of Analytics And Facts Trying To Tell Him Maryland Is Playing A Bunch Of Nobodies
It's So Damn Good To Be Us: Lipscomb's Coach Claims Kentucky Has The Best Major Offense He's Seen In 6 Years, Mark Pope Is A Genius
Clean It Up: Dan Hurley Is Pissed, Calls UConn 'Comically Bad'For The Disgusting Showing Of Only Winning By .... 35
'They Paid How Much For This Guy?' - A Parody Account For The Worst Division I Team Has Taken Over College Hoops Twitter, Takes Shots At Coleman Hawkins Mid-Game
Giants Players Are Reportedly Complaining About How Daniel Jones Got Benched - They Need To Realize He Sucks And This Team Sucks
No Days Off: Charlotte Fires Biff Poggi (The Sport's Most Interesting Man), He Still Shows Up To Practice The Next Day To Get Mobbed By His Players
Advanced Analytics: Gregg Berhalter (Fired In July) And The USMNT Will Finish With More Wins At AT&T Stadium In 2024 Than The Cowboys
Respect The Game: Kansas City Beat Calvary (Apparently A Real School) By 100, Head Coach Marvin Menzies Praises The Team For 'Not Taking Them Lightly'
A Sad, Sad Look: John Calipari Is Being Forced To Beg And Plead With Arkansas Fans To Show Up To His Games
Talkin Soccer: Christian Pulisic Is Unstoppable And Mauricio Pochettino Showed Why We Finally Have A Reason To Believe In The USMNT
Fitting: The NFL Can't Flex Bengals/Cowboys Out Of Monday Night Football Because There's Been 'Too Much Work' Done On The Simpsons Alt-Cast
The Giants Continue To Be So Goddamn Stupid - Tommy DeVito Is The Starting QB Because Brian Daboll Now Reportedly Needs To Win To Keep His Job
Gets It: Charley Hull Thinks People Should Get Kicked Off The Tour For Slow Play Penalties, Need This To Happen For All Of Golf
'You're Going To Get Your Ass Whooped' - The Lions Are Now Sending Warnings To Teams, Begging Them To Stop Crying And Give Them Competition
'Ask Zac. I Don't Call Plays For Us' - Ja’Marr Chase Sounds Like He's Sick Of Zac Taylor, Blaming Him For The Bengals Being Awful
Dad Of The Year: Rick Pitino Tried To Stop St. John's Fans From Chanting 'Who's Your Daddy' As He Kicked His Son's Ass At MSG
Jameson Williams Hitting Marshawn Lynch's 'Hold My Dick' Touchdown Celebration Should Be The Final Dagger To Doug Pederson's Career
America's Newest Favorite Big Boy: College Hoops Fans Have Fallen In Love With Bowling Green's Marcus Johnson, Calling Him DJ Burns 2.0
Remember Viral Mixtape Legend Julian Newman? Well, He's Now Starting His College Career As A 23-Year Old Freshman With Shockingly Bad Highlights
Terrifying: Dan Campbell Taught Jake Bates How To Kick Under Pressure By Getting 'Super Close' And Staring Daggers At Him During Practice
There's No Hope For The Jets - Sauce Gardner Thinks It's Pointless Jeff Ulbrich Showed Them A Tackling Presentation After They Missed 20 Tackles Last Week
Money Can't Stop Coleman Hawkins From Losing His Mind - Nearly Starts A Brawl With LSU's Cam Carter (Twice)
The US Finally Has A Real Soccer Coach: It Took All Of ONE (1) Match For Mauricio Pochettino To Snap The Saddest And Most Pathetic USMNT Stats
'Protect This Fucking Guy Out There' - Matt Turner Knows Christian Pulisic Is Captain America, Begging Other US Players To Be Enforcers
'You're Not Going To Be Able To Breathe For 40 Straight Minutes' - Mark Pope's Threats To Kentucky's Opponents Is Even More Proof He's The Perfect Coach
