'What The Fuck Am I Doing?' - Darren Waller Decided Mid-Game It Was Time To Retire Because The Giants Ran The Ball 3 Times, Turned Him Into A Fullback
'Borderline Unplayable' - There Needs To Be Even More US Opens At Oakmont After Hearing Golfers Talk About How Brutal It Was Late During The Final Round
Keon Coleman Should Be Forced To Play In Every Celebrity Basketball Game After Watching Him Drop 60 Points And Put On A Show Over The Weekend
Golf Dad: J.J. Spaun Woke Up At 3am Yesterday To Take Care Of His Kid Throwing Up, Claims It Fit The Mold Of The Chaos Of Playing At Oakmont
Robert MacIntyre Had No Choice But To Be In Awe And Start Clapping Watching J.J. Spaun Drill The Winning Putt (Bonus: RIDICULOUS Angle Of The Win)
A Perfect US Open: Pure Chaos, Ridiculous Shots And J.J. Spaun Having Balls Of Steel To Drill An Absurd Winning Putt
'I Am The Head Coach. I Am Not A Mannequin.' - Mauricio Pochettino Fires Back Again At Christian Pulisic, Isn't Going To Let Players Dictate When They Want To Play
Catch Of The Year: Rory Delivered One Of The Best Club Throws At The US Open, Actually Looks Like An Athlete
'He Gets To Watch On TV' - Johnny Miller Delivered A Direct Shot At Bryson For Missing The Cut At The US Open, Refusing To Hit Fairways
ONIONS: Philip Barbaree Walked Out This Morning And Drilled A 5-Footer At Oakmont To Make His First Ever PGA Tour Cut, Delivers An A+ Fist Pump
Big Win For The Course: Oakmont Has Scottie Scheffler Slamming Clubs, Looking Disheveled On The Range And Trying To Figure His Game Out
The Pride Of Shreveport: Sam Burns Had One Of The Best Rounds You'll Ever See At The US Open And The 3rd Lowest Score Ever At Oakmont
Victor Perez Aces The 6th Hole At Oakmont, Hits One Of The Most Impressive, Perfect Chest Bumps With His Caddie To Celebrate
Things Are Going So Bad For US Soccer That We Now Have Jesse Marsch And Canada Making Fun Of The Dumbass Drama Surrounding Our Team
Early Carnage: Justin Thomas 3-Putted From 3 Feet And We Got Some Diabolical Stuff From Oakmont For Round 2 Of The US Open
The Rarest Of Birds: Patrick Reed Gets The 4th Albatross In US Open History, Hits The Jordan Shrug Trying To Figure Out What The Hell Happened
'I Don't Even Know What I'm Doing On This Course' - Si Woo Kim's Confidence Has Never Been Higher After Shooting A 68 Today
'Am I Trippin Or Are You Trippin?' - Darius Slayton Confirms That Having Jameis On Your Team Brings Only Good Vibes, Exactly What The Giants Need
A Perfect Start: J.J. Spaun Had The Round Of His Life And Made Some History To Get The Clubhouse Lead At The US Open
Rock Bottom (Again) - Christian Pulisic Now Claims He Offered To Play The Last Two Games And Coaches Said No To Him, Fires Back At Landon Donovan's Criticism
'Oakmont, Pittsburgh, Dentistry.' - Matt Vogt, The Former Oakmont Caddie Turned Dentist, Hits The Opening Tee Shot At The US Open, Delivers An Incredible Par
Give Us Carnage: The Rough At Oakmont Has Phil Mickelson Duffing A Bunch Of Chips, Looking Like A 20 Handicap Out There