For The 32nd Year In A Row, The Stanley Cup Is Remaining In America With The Florida Panthers Going Back-to-Back
The Edmonton Oilers Are Just 60 Minutes Away From The "Connor McDavid Might Look Elsewhere" Discussion Going Nuclear
"Pure Verbal Hate": Apparently This Stanley Cup Final Is Filled With The Most Vile Shit Talk In Years
Corey Perry, Who Might Legitimately Be A Vampire, Willed The Edmonton Oilers Back To Life During The 1st Intermission After Being Down 3-0
ALL HAIL KING LEON: Leon Draisaitl Is The Clutchest Man To Ever Live, Caps Off Insane Oilers Comeback Win In Overtime Of Game 4
Brian Boucher Was A Couple Drops of H2O Away From Jumping Into The Oilers' Bench And Fighting Jake Walman For Squirting Water Across The Benches
The Edmonton Oilers Have Finally Figured Out That Taking 21 Penalties In A Single Stanley Cup Final Game Is A Great Way To Get Your Shit Pumped
"The Rematch": There's Nothing The NHL Does Better Than Pump Out Elite Commercials Heading Into The Cup Final
Spittin' ChicletsZach Hyman, Sam Reinhart And Matthew Tkachuk Join The Spittin' Chiclets Stanley Cup Preview
It's Happening. This Is The Year Connor McDavid Finally Gets The Job Done And Brings The Cup Home To Edmonton
All These Years Later And There's Nothing Dumber In Sports Than Hockey Players Pushing Opponents Into Their Own Goalie
Because It's The Cup: These Oilers Fans Fighting In Their Seats Need To Be Sitting On The Glass For Every Edmonton Game The Rest Of The Playoffs
We're Not Even Into The 2nd Round Of The Playoffs And Leon Draisaitl Already Locked Up The Conn Smythe
