Dolla Dolla Kirill: The Minnesota Wild Sign Kirill Kaprizov To The Highest Contract Extension In NHL History At 8-Years, $136 Million
It Sounds Like Nobody Will Ever Know When Joel Embiid Is Going To Play Basketball Again, And It'll Just Be A Surprise Every Day
The Phillies Have Gotten Too Good, And They're Robbing Philly Fans Of Precious Wild Card Playoff Baseball Games
If The Sixers Ever Have Any Hope Of Winning A Championship, It's Going To Be In The Return Of The Iverson Uniform
The Legend at the Linc: Jordan Davis Blocks His 2nd Field Goal Of The Day And The Eagles Pull A Miraculous Comeback Win Out Of Their Ass
"I'm Hammered" -- If This Is Kyle Schwarber And The Phillies Celebrating A Division Title, Then They Might Bong Every Beer In America After A World Series
"We Won The Fuckin' Game, Shut Your Ass Up" - Jalen Hurts Had No Time For A Salty Ass Chris Jones At The End Of The Game
Nick Sirianni Could Start At QB For 31 Teams In The League After Seeing Him Launch This Challenge Flag (And The Eagles Beat The Chiefs. Again)
Band Wars: Oklahoma's Band Is Not Traveling To Temple This Week, So The St. Joe's Band Is Filling In For Them
An All-Time Fan Brawl Broke Out In The Stands At The Mann Cup Finals In Canada, Including One Poor Fella Taking A Horn To The Face
The NFL Actually Gets One Right, Decides Not To Suspend Jalen Carter For Any Additional Games For Hocking A Loogie On Dak Prescott
It's Becoming Clearer By The Day That Howie Roseman Has A Trade Addiction After The Eagles Make A Move For Tank Bigsby
Dad Who Gave Up Home Run Ball To Philly Karen Can't Catch A Break, Apologizes To Son On The News For Giving The Ball Away
"Have Some Faith Next Time" -- Josh Allen Made Sure To Verbally Ball Tap Every Buffalo Fan Who Left The Bills Game Early Last Night
Harrison Bader Hooked Up The Little Kid Who Got Home Run Ball Snatched Away From Him By A Wild Karen With The Signed Bat (PLUS: Bonus Angles Of Philly Karen)
The Rest Of The NFL Should Be Extremely Worried About How Close Jalen Hurts Is Getting To Michael Jordan
