Brad Marchand Believes In "No Child Left Behind", Gives Travis Konecny A Quick Piggy Back Ride To Get His 4 Nations Medal
15 Years Later, The Best Hockey Player In The World Beats Team USA In Overtime With Connor McDavid Delivering The 4 Nations Dagger
The Sixers Are Such A Joke That Jayson Tatum Showed Up To A Philly High School Game And Was Completely Unfazed By A Chorus Of "Fuck The Celtics" Chants
The Philadelphia Eagles Promote Kevin Patullo To Replace Kellen Moore As OC, So Prepare Yourselves For The Same Old Dominating Eagles Offense
Kevin Durant, Big Time Hockey Guy, Makes A Strong Argument For Why The NHL Is So Much Better Than The NBA
"Quinn Hughes Is Coming": Canada Thought They Got Lucky With Charlie McAvoy Missing The 4 Nations Final. Think Again, Bozos
No Other Major Professional Sports League Could Replicate What The NHL Has Done With The 4 Nations Face-Off
Great Moments Are Born From Great Opportunities: USA and Canada Will Get A Rematch In The 4 Nations Face-Off Championship Game
USA vs Canada Started Off With 3 Straight Fights in 9 Seconds After Canadian Scumbags Boo'd The National Anthem
Philly Tough: Howie Roseman, GM of the Century, Got Smoked In The Head With A Beer Can During The Eagles Parade And Couldn't Care Less
There's Not A More Beautiful Philly Love Story Than Getting Married During The Eagles Super Bowl Parade
"Swifties Can LIX My Balls" -- CJ Gardner-Johnson Is Rocking The Greatest Hoodie On The Planet At The Eagles Super Bowl Parade
CeeDee Lamb, Who Is A Fantastic Receiver And Would Look Great In Green, Says The Eagles Have A More Passionate Fanbase Than Dallas
Less Than A Minute Into The 4 Nations Faceoff And Canada Already Scored A Goal Coming From The 3 Best Hockey Players On The Planet
Any Philly Fan Who Thinks Any Less of Jason Kelce Because of His Reaction the the Super Bowl is a Moron, a Dipshit, and a Loser
Jalen Hurts Went On Fallon To Set The Record Straight. Under No Circumstances Does He Ever Refer To It As The "Tush Push"
Dak Prescott, Who Has Played In A Total Of Zero NFC Championship Games, Says The Dallas Cowboys Are "Very Close" To The Philadelphia Eagles Right Now
