FEMA "Accidently" Sent Out a Press Release Declaring a Major Disaster, "In Areas Affected By The New Orleans Saints" Following Their 44-19 Beatdown of The Cowboys
Barstool ChicagoNothing To Worry About: NYC Emergency Management Released A Video Today Out Of Nowhere Outlining The "Important Steps for New Yorkers to Follow If a Nuclear Attack Occurs."
Woman Gets Too Drunk Because Her Boyfriend Dumped Her, Forces Plane Into Emergency Landing After She Tried To Break Window
Zuckerberg Has A Secret Escape Tunnel And A "Panic Chute" Under His Conference Room At Facebook HQ - BADASS.
Hard FactorHard Factor 2/18: State of Emergency, YNW Melly, Another Human/Dog Sex Ring, and Much More
Shout Out To This Flight Attendant Who Lived The Dream And Slid Down The Emergency Slide (She Got Fired But YOLO)
Does This Look Like The Face Of A Lady Who Was Too Drunk To Drive So She Called 911 For Chicken Wings?