Gary Bettman

Gary Bettman Already Wants To Ruin Your Christmas, Says He Has No Idea Where Massive Salary Cap Increase Numbers Are Coming From

Gary Bettman Already Wants To Ruin Your Christmas, Says He Has No Idea Where Massive Salary Cap Increase Numbers Are Coming From

Jordie

11/20/24 7:20 PM

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It Sure As Heck Sounds Like The Arizona Coyotes Are On Their Way To Salt Lake City

It Sure As Heck Sounds Like The Arizona Coyotes Are On Their Way To Salt Lake City

Jordie

4/11/24 2:30 PM

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The Arizona Coyotes Have Become Your Friend Who Just Needs To Crash On The Couch For A Couple More Weeks While They Get Things Figured Out

The Arizona Coyotes Have Become Your Friend Who Just Needs To Crash On The Couch For A Couple More Weeks While They Get Things Figured Out

Jordie

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The NHL Has Finally Found A Way To Get Players To Actually Want To Play In The All-Star Game

The NHL Has Finally Found A Way To Get Players To Actually Want To Play In The All-Star Game

Jordie

1/29/24 6:00 PM

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The NHL Has The Perfect Opportunity To Bring Relegation To North American Sports By Just Getting Rid Of The Sharks

The NHL Has The Perfect Opportunity To Bring Relegation To North American Sports By Just Getting Rid Of The Sharks

Jordie

11/3/23 2:20 PM

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The NHL Is Once Again Getting Our Hopes Up That Maybe The Idiots In Power Will Find A Way To Send Players To The 2026 Olympics

Jordie

7/20/23 5:20 PM

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The NHL Draft Lottery Was Rigged Right In Front Of Our Very Eyes And Nobody Is Doing Anything About It

Jordie

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The NHL Needs To Let These Guys Have Fights In The Playoffs

Chief

4/21/23 4:10 PM

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Gary Bettman Just Needs To Sit Down, Shut Up, And Listen To Connor McDavid About Putting Together An International Hockey Tournament

Jordie

3/23/23 3:00 PM

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Reports Are That The NHL's TV Ratings Are WAY Down This Year

Chief

2/1/23 10:20 PM

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Gary Bettman, Fantastic Liar, Definitively Declares That No NHL Teams Would Ever Tank

Jordie

1/25/23 6:30 PM

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The Spittin Chiclets Boys Lay Out The NIGHTMARE Scenario For Chicago

Chief

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Fuck Mitchell Miller, and Fuck The Boston Bruins For Signing Him

Dante

11/10/22 3:00 PM

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Your Life Will Never Be The Same After Hearing Gary Bettman Utter The Phrases "Sugar Mommy" And "Sugar Daddy"

Jordie

11/9/22 9:40 PM

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Cale Makar Is On Pace To Shatter 82 Ankles This NHL Season

Jordie

10/13/22 3:10 PM

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Good News For The Golden Knights Is There's Always A Chance Gary Bettman Rigs The Lottery To Get Them The 1st Pick In The Draft Now

Jordie

4/27/22 3:10 PM

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We Now Have Evidence As Clear As Daylight That NHL Refs Are In The Pockets Of The Boston Bruins

Jordie

4/15/22 2:45 PM

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The World Cup Of Hockey Is Officially Coming Back In 2024

Jordie

3/29/22 5:00 PM

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Gary Bettman Hates America. Plain And Simple

Jordie

2/16/22 3:10 PM

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The NHL Oughta Be Ashamed Of Themselves For What They Did To The Flyers

Jordie

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If Gary Bettman Cares As Much About The NHL As He Says He Does, He'll Finally Force The Oilers To Trade Connor McDavid

Jordie

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I Am Once Again Begging The NHL To Just Have Their Own Olympics Here In North America

Jordie

12/20/21 3:20 PM

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The NHL Just Needs To Stick With These Realigned Divisions For The Rest Of Eternity

Jordie

11/19/20 8:15 PM

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Rob Manfred Needs To Take A Masterclass From Gary Bettman On How To Take Getting Booed Like An Adult

Jordie

10/28/20 1:40 PM

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All Hail Gary Bettman, The Greatest Commissioner In All Of Sports (Sidenote: Boooooooooo)

Jordie

10/7/20 1:40 PM

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