Montreal Canadiens

Patrik Laine Went As Top Bunk As Humanly Possible For His First Goal In His First Game With The Habs

Jordie

12/4/24 4:30 PM

5

Jacob Trouba Killed A Guy On Live TV

Jordie

10/23/24 1:30 PM

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Nobody Told Ottawa And Montreal It's Still Preseason, Attempt To Kill Each Other All Night

Jordie

10/2/24 5:30 PM

13

Spittin' ChicletsSpittin' Chiclets Is Having A Wedding!! Then The Canadiens Arber Xhekaj And The Oilers Jack Michaels Join The Newest Spittin' Chiclets

Murls

8/21/24 4:00 PM

4

Brendan Gallagher Tried To Kill A Guy To Celebrate Patrick Roy's Return To Montreal

Jordie

1/26/24 3:10 PM

16

The Bruins Put Up A 9 Spot And Beat The Absolute Piss Out Of The Canadiens

Marina

1/21/24 3:39 AM

36

"Seeing A Lot Of Montreal Fans Leave Was Great" -- Tim Stutzle, About To Become The Most Hated Man In Quebec

Jordie

1/19/24 4:40 PM

7

Carey Price Got To Announce The Canadiens' Draft Pick And Proceeded To Totally Forget Who The Hell They Chose

Matt Fitzgerald

6/29/23 12:22 AM

13

Cole Caufield Picks Up A Massive 8 Year Contract Extension In Montreal, A Huge Win For Short Kings Everywhere

Jordie

6/5/23 2:30 PM

19

On This Date in Sports June 3, 1993: The Illegal Stick

Frank The Tank

6/3/23 4:00 AM

3

Spittin' ChicletsStanley Cup Series Predictions From The Spittin' Chiclets Crew

Murls

5/31/23 5:51 PM

2

On This Date in Sports April 9, 1946: Rocket to the Cup

Frank The Tank

4/9/23 4:00 AM

9

On This Date in Sports April 3, 1930: Le Canadiens Curse

Frank The Tank

4/3/23 5:13 AM

1

Give Montreal Canadiens' Michael Pezzetta The Hart Trophy Right Now After This Celly

Jordie

3/28/23 1:45 PM

6

Watch The Florida Panthers Explode For SEVEN 1st-Period Goals Against The Canadiens

Matt Fitzgerald

3/17/23 1:29 AM

13

On This Date in Sports March 11, 1918: The NHL's First Postseason

Frank The Tank

3/11/23 5:00 AM

1

Spittin' ChicletsRod Brind'Amour Got Storm Surge Idea From Swiss Team He Played For During Lockout

Rear Admiral

2/13/23 10:30 PM

7

On This Date in Sports February 11, 1971: Beliveau 500

Frank The Tank

2/11/23 5:00 AM

14

Friday Fights: Arber Xhekaj Is Still Very Good At Punching People In The Face

Jordie

1/13/23 6:45 PM

13

On This Date in Sports December 28, 1944: Eight Point Rocket

Frank The Tank

12/28/22 5:00 AM

4

Nick Suzuki Is Either An Assassin, A Wizard, Or Some Sort Of Combination Of The Two

Jordie

12/13/22 3:10 PM

5

Pardon My TakeI Can't Get Enough Of Montreal Canadiens Player Arber Xhekaj, Who Has The Nickname "Wi-Fi" And Was Working At Costco Last Year Before Getting A Call From The Habs

Jake Marsh

12/7/22 7:15 PM

5

Shane Wright Will Break Wayne Gretzky's Goal Record If He Plays Against Montreal 894 More Times

Jordie

12/7/22 5:20 PM

10

On This Date in Sports November 3, 1937: A Game for Howie Morenz

Frank The Tank

11/3/22 4:00 AM

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Arber Xhekaj Is Here To Save Hockey One Ass Kicking At A Time

Jordie

10/21/22 2:40 PM

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