Corona Conspiracy Hour, Episode 1

Total number of reported cases of the Corona Virus in China: 81,394. Total deaths: 3,295. 

3,295????

Yea. IN YOUR BRA.

There is absolutely no chance China is telling the truth. Anyone with a brain knows that. But now the truth is coming to light. As more and more information leaks out you can see just how much the CCP is trying to hide from the rest of the world. I mean think about China. Think about Wuhan - population 11 million. Think about everything we've ever seen out of China. Think about videos of their mass transit:

Think about those Chinese wave pools we've seen over the years:

I mean you're telling me the country that got hit first and hit the hardest…the place with 1.4 billion people…the place where they eat bats and dogs and all sorts of stuff that started this shit in the first place…

you're telling me only like 3,000 people have died there? 

If you start to pay attention to the details, you realize something is afoot. Real eyes realize real lies, you know? Why is the CCP shipping thousands upon thousands of urns to Chinese funeral homes, if only a couple thousand people have died?

Or how about the fact that over the last 3 months, 21 million cell phone accounts have been shut down:

And maybe you're thinking, "KFC, maybe in this economic downturn people are getting rid of non-essential bills like a cell phone!" And if you're thinking that, you'd be an IDIOT and just one of the many SHEEP. Because in China cell phones are mandated, using facial recognition software so that the Communist state can track and control their people. 

China uses cell phones to control their population's communication, as well as their healthcare. Every citizen is assigned a color - green yellow or red. Green meaning healthy, red meaning the person has an infectious, contagious disease. So its not possible to just not have a cell phone over in China. So if 21 million cell phones have disappeared, that means 21 million…people…have disappeared. 

Now, Donnie tells me that's fake news:

Likely story from a man who calls himself the Wonton Don. I mean by now if you cant see that Donnie is just a mole working for the Chinese government, I dont know what else to tell you. I mean what other normal, white Masshole just willingly chooses to live in China? The land where they eat bats and shit? Just makes no sense. Except for when you realize hes just a spy hiding in plain sight. Real in depth explanation from Donnie and his friend _[/-|...if thats even your real name. _[/-|. 

So join me for more CCH as this story unfolds. I think in episode 2 we'll discuss how the Corona virus is likely a man made disease. A chemical warfare experiment gone wrong. China was bioengineering this strand of a new flu that they could use to take over the world. A disease that is subtle enough that their enemies will down play its severity and ignore its force until it was too late. A disease masquerading as the flu when really its a death sentence for many who contract it. Just Trojan Horsing their way into dominating the world. Or maybe we'll talk about how this is just a Tik Tok experiment forcing the world to become addicted to their app. Who knows. We got plenty of time.