The Goddamn Jets - Season 4 Episode 5 - Please God...

This week I went right to the source of all my Jets misery. God. Went right to his house, started praying. Its The Goddamn Jets. Hes the one who damned them. Its really all his fault when you think about it. So I went to St. John The Baptist church on 30th street between 7th and 8th, and I prayed. I prayed and I went to confession. Told God about all the sins I've committed, including the Big One. I was absolved and God answered 3 of my prayers this week. All three backfired.

They say he works in mysterious ways. I say that hes a petty asshole.

Shout out to St John the Baptist RC Church for having me AKA me crashing their church on Sunday wearing a shirt that takes the Lord’s name in vain and strapping a cell phone to the top of a pew. And shout out to God for the content.

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