Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 98 - My Three Categories Of Shirts
-People who get shot in movies always seem like they know exactly. what to do. They start performing some kind of mini surgery on themselves, when in reality, I think most people just sit there and scream because they just got fucking shot and that must really hurt.
-Someone should start a Mediterranean food delivery service called “Get The Greek To Him.” For the sake of the pun, they can only deliver food to men.
-I categorize my shirts into 3 types. Shirts that are comfortable enough to be worn under hoodies. Shirts that are not comfortable enough to be worn underneath sweatshirts but are nice enough to only be worn on their own. And then we have the “get you a shirt that can do both” which is comfortable beneath a hoodie, but also nice enough to be worn on its own.
-I was recently reading what people wrote in my high school yearbook, and while it was nice to see everyone saying I was the funniest, smartest, hottest, best varsity QB ever, I wish there was a way to see what I wrote in other people’s books. I know I wrote some really funny yet touching and emotional things that I’d love to look back on.
-The best Christmas gifts as an adult are the most practical ones. Among my favorites this year were Zyretec, hand sanitizer, Pepcid, Clorox wipes, and a Target gift card.
-My New Year’s resolution is to eat only healthy foods UNLESS I decide that I don’t want to.
-I was walking down the street yesterday when a FedEx guy dropped a package off the trolley he was dragging. I picked it up, got his attention, and gave it to him. The person who gets that package will have no idea the key role I played in making sure they got a timely delivery.
-I don’t want to end this video without addressing the elephant in the room and the main story in America right now. Yes, this is a new quarter zip.
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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts
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Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 98 - My Three Categories Of Shirts
2Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 97 - A Blockbuster Movie Idea
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4Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 95 - Limited Edition Thoughts
5Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 94 - Is Santa A Superspreader?
6Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 93 - Xoxo
7Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 92 - Should We Repeal The 3rd Amendment?
8Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 91 - Extraordinary Thoughts
9Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 90 - Self Checkout Races
10Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 89 - Are Aliens Dumb?
11Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 88 - Travel Pants
12Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 87 - Get The Bag
13Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 86 - The Change Count
14Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 85 - The First Fall Day
15Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 84 - The Most Significant Month
16Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 83 - Mind Blowing Fact About States
17Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 82 - The Ultimate Typo Excuse
18Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 81 - Urban Legend
19Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 80 - A New Look
20Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 79 - The First Texts
21Tommy's Thursday Thoughts: Vol. 78 - Insecurity Guards
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