Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.
QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back...
Broadimage. Shutterstock Images.… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.
(Fuck you.)
On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I (AKA William The Bastard)… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.
And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, Twisted History is now available as a video also… I attached it above.
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How To Make An Irish Cream
10"There were bodies in the trees!"
11The Deadliest Movie Never Made
12In 2001, I was a gullible idiot.
13Reality Television Is The Final Sign Of The Apocalypse
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Hitler's Seven Dwarfs
15That time a mad Russian was trying to impregante women with monkey babies.
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Well, well, well… Get a load of this piece of shit.
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19I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month
20"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"
21I HATE RATS
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TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California
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Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video
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Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
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