Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.
QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back...
… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.
(Fuck you.)
On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I (AKA William The Bastard)… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.
And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, Twisted History is now available as a video also… I attached it above.
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Twisted History
25 videos
How To Make An Irish Cream
2I Got My Ass Kicked By A Professional Sumo Wrestler
3Apparently, Frank The Tank Does More Than Just Walk
4How To Make An Irish Man Cream
5Are you like me?... Fat and/or drunk? Well, here's your drink for Thanksgiving!
6How To Make An Irish Cream
7"There were bodies in the trees!"
8The Deadliest Movie Never Made
9In 2001, I was a gullible idiot.
10Reality Television Is The Final Sign Of The Apocalypse
11Hitler's Seven Dwarfs
12That time a mad Russian was trying to impregante women with monkey babies.
13Handicapped People Are Getting Jerked Off In Japan
14Well, well, well… Get a load of this piece of shit.
15Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again
16I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month
17"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"
18I HATE RATS
19TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California
20Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video
21Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
23Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia
24Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being
25Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe