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Shutterstock Images.</span></div><p></p><p>… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/06/17/8955e05c.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/06/17/8955e05c.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Fuck you.)</em></p><p>On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I <em>(AKA William The Bastard)</em>… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.</p><p>And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, <strong><em>Twisted History</em></strong> is now available as a video also… I attached it above.</p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><p></p></body></html>

<p>With Father's Day rapidly approaching, this week's Twisted History is all about bastards, and I highlight 2 celebrity bastard dads in particular.</p><p>QUICKLY- Arnold made lemonade with the child he had with his longtime housekeeper behind Maria Shriver's back... </p><div class="hq-image"><img src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75" alt srcset="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=320 320w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=480 480w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=640 640w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=750 750w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=828 828w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1080 1080w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1200 1200w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=1920 1920w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=2048 2048w, https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/2025/07/25/Img-Not-Avail.50164f2b.png?fit=bounds&format=pjpg&auto=webp&quality=85%2C75&width=3840 3840w" sizes="(max-width: 1080px) 100vw, 388px" loading="eager" style="aspect-ratio:1.7244444444444444"> <span class="image-attribution">Broadimage. Shutterstock Images.</span></div><p></p><p>… while it took the Mailman decades before he recognized the product of the statutory rape he committed when he was 20 years old.</p><div class="hq-image"><video autoplay loop muted playsinline alt><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/06/17/8955e05c.gif?format=mp4&profile=high&level=5.0" type="video/mp4"><source src="https://chumley.barstoolsports.com/union/giphy/2021/06/17/8955e05c.gif?format=jpg" type="image/jpeg"></video><span class="image-attribution">Giphy Images.</span><div id="Article-Ad-Placeholder" data-union-ad></div></div><p style="text-align:center"><em>(Fuck you.)</em></p><p>On top of that, I touch on some of history's most famous bastards, such as Alexander Hamilton, Confucius, and William I <em>(AKA William The Bastard)</em>… And then we touch on Mindy Kalling, Linda Evangelista, Oprah, Larry Bird, and a SHITLOAD of athletes who simply cannot stop having unprotected sex with women that aren't married to.</p><p>And, even though I don't think I am particularly handsome, <strong><em>Twisted History</em></strong> is now available as a video also… I attached it above.</p><p>Take a report.</p><p>-Large</p><p></p>

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