Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video
This week's edition of Twisted History is our 100th episode and it is all about unusual deaths.
- A founding father who died whilst cleaning his dickhole with a piece of whalebone.
- A pope who may have been beaten to death with a hammer after being caught fucking someone's wife.
- A Florida woman who choked on a cock.
- A Pennsylvania woman who cranked up the homemade electric nipple clamps too high.
- Saint Peter was crucified upside-down.
- Simon the Zealot was sawn in half.
- Saint Lawrence was roasted alive.
There are also post-mortem appearances from Michael Hutchence, Mary The Elephant, and David Carradine who, as it turns out, were all very well-hung…

And for the first time, the whole episode was recorded on video which I attached above, and will drop onto YouTube as soon as I find a home for it.
Lotta fucked up shit this week… Enjoy.
Take a report.
-Large
And if a video is not your thing (and I am not sure why people would rather watch than simply listen), then you can always find the audio here…
TAR
-L
Twisted History
25 videos

How To Make An Irish Cream
2
I Got My Ass Kicked By A Professional Sumo Wrestler
3
Apparently, Frank The Tank Does More Than Just Walk
4
How To Make An Irish Man Cream
5
Are you like me?... Fat and/or drunk? Well, here's your drink for Thanksgiving!
6
How To Make An Irish Cream
7"There were bodies in the trees!"
8The Deadliest Movie Never Made
9In 2001, I was a gullible idiot.
10Reality Television Is The Final Sign Of The Apocalypse
11
Hitler's Seven Dwarfs
12That time a mad Russian was trying to impregante women with monkey babies.
13Handicapped People Are Getting Jerked Off In Japan
14
Well, well, well… Get a load of this piece of shit.
15Uncle Chaps Is Talking Shit Again
16I Spent WAY Too Long Listening To Billy Joel This Month
17"TROUBLE IN THE SEWAHS!"
18I HATE RATS
19
TRUE CRIME: History's Fattest Serial Killer Was From California
Twisted History Turns 100 And Is Now On Video
21Kublai Khan Had 7,000 Concubines Vying For His Mongolian Beef
22Karl Malone is no Arnold Schwarzenegger
23Deontay Wilder Fucked Up My Trip To Saudi Arabia
24
Roberto Clemente Was An Outstanding Human Being
25Your Lips Have Gotta Touch The Toe