Ovechkin Better Get The Same Broadcast Interruption Treatment That Aaron Judge Got When He's Breaking Gretzky's Record
It's 10000000 Percent Better To Be Suspended One Game Than To Risk Getting Hurt In The Freaking All Star Game
Spittin' ChicletsAdmiring The Figurative Size Of Your Testicles Is The Highest Praise One Can Get From Their Teammates, And The Coyotes Know Niklas Hjalmarsson Has A Massive Sack
Spittin' ChicletsWell I Hope The Washington Capitals Are Happy Because They May Have Gotten Stanley Cup Keg Stands Banned For Life
It's With Great Sadness Yet A Huge Sigh Of Relief I Announce Ovi Has Stopped Drinking And Returned To Working Out
Spittin' ChicletsDoes Barry Trotz Resigning As Head Coach Of The Washington Capitals Hint That Alex Ovechkin Is Going Back To Russia?
