The USDA Is Contemplating Banning Chocolate Milk In Schools, Which Has Created The "Protecting School Milk Choices Act"
Mrs. Doss' 4th Grade Class Is Protesting The Tyrannical Removal Of Chocolate Milk From School Lunches
Katie Ledecky Swimming The Entire Length Of A Pool With A Glass Of Chocolate Milk On Her Head And Not Spilling A Drop Is The Most Impressive Thing You Will See Today
Drive TimeI Hate To Get All Political Here But Mitt Romney Should Be Allowed To Drink His Goddamn Chocolate Milk
Drive TimeAdam Schefter Could Have Broken At Least 8 Trades In The Time It Took Him To Chug A Cup Of Chocolate Milk
An Alarmingly Large Amount Of People Think Chocolate Milk Comes From Brown Cows And I Wish They Were Right
