"Oh Jeez. Got A Face For Radio Right There" - Brady Tkachuk Might Not Get Many Modeling Gigs After Taking A Stick To The Face And Losing A Few Teeth
Hockey Guy: Emergency Backup Goalie For The Ottawa Senators Literally Had To Run To The Arena With All Of His Gear
Morgan Rielly's 5 Game Suspension For Cross Checking The Shit Out Of Ridly Greig's Face Is The Definitive End Of Olde Time Hockey
"Seeing A Lot Of Montreal Fans Leave Was Great" -- Tim Stutzle, About To Become The Most Hated Man In Quebec
"Every Player On The Ice Has A 10-Minute Misconduct" -- The Tkachuk Bowl Went Exactly How You Thought It Would Go
Player On Team With Sportsbook Ad On Their Helmet In League With Major Sportsbook Partnerships Has Been Suspended 41-Games For Sports Gambling
Snoop Dogg Says That He Joined A Group Trying To Buy The Ottawa Senators In An Attempt To Bring Hockey To American Inner City Youths
You Won't Find Many Clutch Saves More Impressive Than Jonas Johansson's Soul-Crushing Stop On The Senators
Spittin' ChicletsRyan Reynolds Sold His Company To T-Mobile For A Cool $1.35 Billion And Will Probably Use A Bunch Of Money From The Sale To Try To Buy The Ottawa Senators
