Brady Tkachuk Is Straight Up Not Having A Good Time In Ottawa After His Best Friend, Josh Norris, Was Traded
Brady Tkachuk Continues To Be The Biggest Lunatic Who Will Fight Anyone In The NHL, This Time Including Tom Wilson
Brad Marchand Continues To Be The Kinkiest Man In Hockey, Now Chokes Nick Cousins In The Middle Of A Game
"Oh Jeez. Got A Face For Radio Right There" - Brady Tkachuk Might Not Get Many Modeling Gigs After Taking A Stick To The Face And Losing A Few Teeth
Hockey Guy: Emergency Backup Goalie For The Ottawa Senators Literally Had To Run To The Arena With All Of His Gear
Morgan Rielly's 5 Game Suspension For Cross Checking The Shit Out Of Ridly Greig's Face Is The Definitive End Of Olde Time Hockey
"Seeing A Lot Of Montreal Fans Leave Was Great" -- Tim Stutzle, About To Become The Most Hated Man In Quebec
"Every Player On The Ice Has A 10-Minute Misconduct" -- The Tkachuk Bowl Went Exactly How You Thought It Would Go
Player On Team With Sportsbook Ad On Their Helmet In League With Major Sportsbook Partnerships Has Been Suspended 41-Games For Sports Gambling
Snoop Dogg Says That He Joined A Group Trying To Buy The Ottawa Senators In An Attempt To Bring Hockey To American Inner City Youths
You Won't Find Many Clutch Saves More Impressive Than Jonas Johansson's Soul-Crushing Stop On The Senators
