UPDATED DRAMA: Luana Alonso Denies She Was 'Removed Or Expelled' From Olympic Village, Wants Everyone To Stop Spreading False Info
Paraguay Sent Luana Alonso Home From The Olympics For Creating An 'Inappropriate Atmosphere', Which Apparently Included Sneaking Out To Disneyland
They Must Be Stopped: Fake Country That Fooled Newark Into Becoming Sister Cities Has Duped Another Government
Meanwhile In Paraguay - We Have Cops Breaking Up A Brouhaha On The Soccer Field After A Stiff Elbow To The Face
More Than 130 Guns Have Been Stolen From a Police Station in Paraguay After Officials Realized They Were Replaced With Wooden and Toy Replicas
