Punxsutawney Phil

It's Time For Another Animal To Step Up And Put That Bozo Punxsutawney Phil Back In His Place

Jordie

2/13/24 6:50 PM

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Punxsutawney Phil Is A Total Dumbass And It's Time We Stop Listening To That Clown

Jordie

2/17/22 8:40 PM

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BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Scampered Away From His Shadow Like A Little Bitch And Locked Us Into 6 More Weeks Of Winter

Clem

2/2/22 1:14 PM

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Punxsutawney Phil Sees His Shadow And Sentences Our Souls To 6 More Weeks Of Wintry Hell

Clem

2/2/21 2:30 PM

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BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil Just Clipped Off Old Man Winter's Saggy Balls And Declared An Early Spring

Clem

2/2/20 1:17 PM

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Punxsutawney Phil Shoves His Shadow And Old Man Winter In A Locker By Declaring It Will Be An Early Spring

Clem

2/2/19 1:14 PM

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Does Punxsutawney Phil Lack The Clutch Gene?

Jordie

2/2/17 2:35 PM

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