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Beloved Bruins Enforcer Lyndon Byers Has Died At 61 And A City's Heart Is Broken

Rear AdmiralBeloved Bruins Enforcer Lyndon Byers Has Died At 61 And A City's Heart Is Broken

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The NHL Needs To Stop Fuckin' Cutting Away From Post-Series Handshake Lines Because It's The Biggest Asshole Move Of The Playoffs So Far

Rear AdmiralThe NHL Needs To Stop Fuckin' Cutting Away From Post-Series Handshake Lines Because It's The Biggest Asshole Move Of The Playoffs So Far

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The Funniest Debate On The Internet Right Now Is "Could 100 Nephews Beat One Gorilla?"

Rear AdmiralThe Funniest Debate On The Internet Right Now Is "Could 100 Nephews Beat One Gorilla?"

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4/28/25 12:50 PM

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Val Kilmer, Star Of TOP GUN, THE DOORS, And HEAT, Has Passed Away At 65

Rear AdmiralVal Kilmer, Star Of TOP GUN, THE DOORS, And HEAT, Has Passed Away At 65

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Gene Hackman Was One Of America's Greatest Actors And Truly One Of A Kind

Rear AdmiralGene Hackman Was One Of America's Greatest Actors And Truly One Of A Kind

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2/27/25 11:56 PM

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Spittin' Chiclets"Bookie" Is The Funniest Show On TV Right Now Plus A Few More Rear-commendations

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1/17/25 7:10 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsAfter Limp Dick Effort Results In Fifth Straight Loss, The Floundering Bruins May Well Be In Deep Shit

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Spittin' ChicletsThis Steven Seagal Blu-ray Box Set Is The Worst "Deal" In The History Of The Internet

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12/18/24 7:10 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsOG Stoolie PSA---THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS Is Now Streaming On Prime

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12/6/24 3:30 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsIt Took Just Under 17 Minutes Into The New NHL Season For A Legit Save Of The Year Candidate From New Devils Goalie Jacob Markström (No, Really, The NHL Season Started Today)

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10/4/24 10:00 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsTHE END OF AN ERA: Farewell To The One And Only Aerosmith, The Bad Boys Of Boston And The Greatest American Rock And Roll Band Of All Time, As The Group "Retires From The Touring Stage" Due To Steven Tyler's Vocal Injury

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Spittin' ChicletsA FEW WORDS ON FUCKING UP THEN GETTING BACK ON THE SADDLE

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7/9/24 11:00 AM

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Spittin' ChicletsWay To Go, Soupy! Jessica Campbell Makes NHL History As Seattle Assistant Will Become First Woman Coach In League History

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Spittin' ChicletsM. Emmet Walsh, Sublime Character Actor Who Elevated Every Film He Appeared In, Has Died At 88

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3/21/24 7:25 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsRear Admiral's Movie Premiere Highlights Spittin' Chiclets Trip To Jersey For The Stadium Series

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3/14/24 2:00 PM

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#ChicletsCast: The Pittsburgh Penguins Need To Fire Their Powerplay Coach After RearAd Buried A Free Throw Before They Could Even Come Close To Scoring

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2/15/24 2:40 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsShane MacGowan's Funeral Reminded Everyone That Nobody Celebrates The Dearly Departed Quite Like The Irish

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12/10/23 2:30 AM

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Barstool RadioFeits Calls Out Tommy for Having a Hickey!

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10/30/23 5:45 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsThe Anaheim Ducks Picked A Fight With Me On Their Jumbotron Last Night

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10/23/23 7:50 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsBurt Young, Oscar-Nominated For 'Paulie' In ROCKY, Dies At 83

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10/19/23 11:20 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsHockey Has Been Back For 2 Hours And We Already Have A Goal Of The Year Favorite

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9/23/23 7:05 AM

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Spittin' ChicletsNew Blue Jackets Coach Mike Babcock Allegedly Asks Players For Their Cell Phones Then AirPlays Their Photos On His TV

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9/12/23 7:10 PM

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Spittin' ChicletsThe Greatest Goalie In Bruins History Joins Spittin' Chiclets

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Spittin' ChicletsBadass Bitch Sneaks Out Of The House To Go See Metallica

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Spittin' Chiclets"Winning Time", HBO's Terrific Series About The 1980s Lakers, Is One Of The Best Shows On TV But Could Be On The Chopping Block After Just Two Seasons So Go Watch The Goddamn Thing

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8/29/23 8:35 PM

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